[872]Express Deliveries

Day 872, 13:56 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express
Day 871 Express Deliveries


Riders, pat yourselves on the back. Take a look at this. The UK News is so full of troll, they think they've been PTOed. This. IS. AWESOME. But, ladies and gentlemen of the Pony Express Corps, our work is not done. The pandemonium is the UK was easy. We must redouble our efforts to sew the seeds of chaos in ALL of Phoenix! We must vote EVEN HARDER domestically to make sure our new players get all the important news they need! So I say congratulations, but get back to work! 🙂

TODAY'S EXPRESS DELIVERIES:

Tragedy In Polan😛 Condolences from the USA and The World

ICBMs for Indos

Interior Program Overview

DoD Orders

That's it for now. Ride hard. Ride fast.

Mr. Hyphenated
Secretary of Media

Tibbets
Deputy Secretary of Media

Robert Grossesteste
Pony Express Director