The Morning Report - newspaper of H. S. Dovewatch

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Hip, Hip, Hooray!

6 • Day 607, 23:59 • Published in Austria Austria

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Please wish Robert Knotsworth a very happy 240th birthday!

I'm sending this in my home country, even though I don't live here anymore, because Austria was where I was born and will be … read more »

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Robert Knotsworth- A short Manifesto

5 • Day 597, 12:56 • Published in Austria Austria

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With the imminent Party Presidential elections, one finds one self considering the possible developments of the next 30 days; How will the party be effected by a new leadership? Or will the party benefit from the continuation of it's current

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Lynari is President

6 • Day 564, 00:20 • Published in Austria Austria

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After closely following the elections throughout the day yesterday, The Salzburg Observer can now safely say that Lynari has been elected president of eAustria.

In this Direct Election, 43 eAustrian voters visited the polling stations in total.

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There's Knots worth knowing when there's Knotty Problems

10 • Day 552, 11:25 • Published in Germany Germany

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Hello Germany,

Some of you may remember me from the old AGU problem. I was an Austrian Congress Member and I certainly didn't keep my voice down.
Since then I've been a Congress Member in India. We've had a jolly good time, and our Ministers (

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A Dubious Adventure of Count Pheenic the Third

4 • Day 552, 03:01 • Published in India India

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Pheenic and Shail landed at Orissa Airport. Shail grabbed his briefcase and they both ran out of the Airport and toward the centre of Bhubaneswar, all the time keeping the Orissan Lok Sahba building on the Horizon.

Knotsworth and Blazed landed at