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Gormley's Gormless Gags #9

4 • Day 3,163, 16:32 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison!

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #8

4 • Day 3,157, 15:59 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #7

1 • Day 3,150, 17:28 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #6

1 • Day 3,148, 16:54 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #5

5 • Day 3,141, 16:22 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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