Table Scraps - newspaper of James Warren

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My Doomed Soul

4 • Day 3,215, 15:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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My mind.
My body.
My doomed soul.

I am going to Hell for what I did to them. But they are no better than me. They are no better than my readers. I better get started packing my junk and prepare for my ultimate demise. I never had a reason to

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A Stench of Death and Gunpowder

0 • Day 3,205, 05:29 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

There I was, just a short distance from the action.
Many people laid there lifeless as my legs shuffled through the sea of dead bodies. I have not seen so many in my entire life. How could I cope with this? The most difficult part was that I knew

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At It Again! [WRP]

6 • Day 2,020, 05:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

THE MANIFESTO OF JAMES WARREN

I am once again running for the party president of the Workers’ Rights Party. I am not going to allow that bit of failure to un-motivate me from running in this election. For this election I will be putting into

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The Scripture of James Warren

6 • Day 2,009, 05:35 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

There I lay in a room full of darkness. There was no one to accompany me in my time of distress. My thoughts raced as I looked up the ceiling from the sturdy bed, which brought me no comfort. My mind was drifting and all I could do was over-think

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Winner, Winner!

1 • Day 1,998, 01:45 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

So a few days ago I started a competition and today, I come to you with a winner. It was difficult choosing who should win this competition, but I think I made the right choice. The winner is: [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/