What do we know about Lithuanians?
InnoDC
They share a border with Russia and I think they are strong when playing Basketball (?). Ah, right, they are attacking us 🙁
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Why would anyone want to attack us? We are poor but lovely, we are Italians. Remember: pizza, mandolin, Berlusc...ah no sigh
If you care about history remember: any country in this world, at any corner, exists because of us (directly or indirectly), so show us some gratitude and come to help pls 😃
This article is satiric: if you don't understand that, you are authorized to fight on the Lithuanian side 😛
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I love your post. 🙂
Hey sirs, A Neutral country has been attacked by Lithuania!
Fight for Italy!!
Share it 😘
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Hail Italy!
100 itl di contributo, tanto le do a me stesso 😁
Grazie a me 🙂
Viva Berlusconi!
This but unironically
It wasn't
(ʃƪ^3^)
put some damage for pizza guys!
Well, according to a few linguists, Lithuanian language is one of the most similar to the original Proto-Indo-European (PIE) language, so they are closely related with the ancestors of almost everything on Europe - including Roman Empire, which was a proud descendant of the PIE! They even say there is a direct relation between the Roman god Jupiter and other Sky-Father gods from many cultures which descends from the PIE (such as the Indian high castes, the Greek and the Iranian, for example). "*Dyḗus ph₂tḗr" -> Dieus Pater -> Jupiter
hahahahaha! nice....very nice!