Vote Patton Get Wellness!
George S. Patton Jr
I need your vote for congress! Here are the steps that will land you free Guns and Wellness!
Step 1: PM me telling me you want to vote for me and get 2 Moving tickets.
Step 2: Move to Kansas and Vote Patton
Step 3: Move back to either Cali or Florida and PM me telling you voted for me. Request your 5 wellness.
Optional Step 4: Sub my Paper!
I am not just doing this to get votes. I am doing this to
1) get more subs on my paper,
2) supply more eAmericans with better wellness,
3) get all eAmericans in Florida and Cali fortresses.
Comments
He may not remember this but when I was a fresh little noob I got stuck in a eUS territory that had been over run by France. Desperate for some sort of clue as to what I needed to do to get out from under French occupation I happened upon General Patton's profile. Truth be told I like the historical Patton so that is why I chose him to ask for assistance but I really didn't expect a response. Not only did General Patton respond to tell me that I needed to travel through a neutral country and then back to Florida (these were pre Karyakarta days), he actually gave me the two tickets to get home. A long time later that fresh little noob went from two clicker to an active officer in the eUnited States Military Mobile Infantry. None of that would have ever happened if it weren’t for the efforts of Patton. If this story says anything it shows that General Patton is EXACTLY the kind of man we need in congress. I fully support his candidacy and hope that you all will too.
Meant to say "Karnataka" not "Karyakarta" but you still get the point.
Thank you for those kind words and your support Jack.
Doing a guns for subs on election day is a bit too close to buying votes. Change this please or I will make sure people view this in a negative light.
NO SHUT UP.
Changed Michael