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V for Victory in Alaska

Day 1,494, 19:31 • Published in USA USA

• by Vanek26

V FOR VICTORY

I'm running for Congress in Alaska. P. Kewl.

Why should you want me in Congress?

Congress is what you make of it. Bad people in congress equals bad congress. We've had some bad congresses. This last one was terrible. Stupid threads, trolls, making me troll back. Fun times. Anyhow, pick competent people, put them in, and you get competence back. Its like that orange juice shit. Put Quality in, get Quality out. That's a slogan of one of the companies I tihnk. Or I'm going crazy. Both can be true.

Anyhow, I've been in congress four times now, I know my shit. In the executive, I've been the OMS Director for two months under Emerick and Glove, and under Blank Keating I became the National Security Council Chairman, responsible for the planning and coordination of the United States. Under my watch, and the leadership of Blank Keating, Cerb, Alexander Aucturitas, GoalieBCSC, and Oblige, the United States has returned to the global leadership spot we once had, and despite some low points such as getting invaded, on the overall been extremely effective, wiping Spain, taking out Indo, and invading Europe. 6 terms of Vanek. Yeah.