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Day 3194 of the New World
August 18, 2016



Hoist that rag!


Greetings fellow travellers in this stupid and beautiful alternate reality called eRepublik.

Today I want to address true WORKERS.






Maybe you don’t know what it means to be a “WORKER”.

In eRepublik, the game mechanics pretty much dicate that we are all workers. The only people who try NOT to be workers are flailing away at all kinds of other inferior pursuits.

What does it mean to be a “WORKER”?

It means you want to approach this game from a MECHANICS standpoint, and then let GAME MECHANICS heavily influence your decisions.

That is what has gotten me to the place I am in. I’m a WORKER.

Honestly, you would be doing better than you are currently doing if you were a WORKER too.





So.

Let’s keep it 100%

I’m also the party president of the United States WORKERS Party, which means that for the time being I am the designated leader of those eCitizens who have devoted themselves to playing this game THE RIGHT WAY.

And guess what?

There’s a reward for people who want to play the RIGHT WAY.

In this case, the reward is a ticket to Congress!!!





When you run for Congress in USWP, you automatically place yourself among the most accomplished players in today’s game.

Think about it.

Wild Owl
Inwegen
SColbert
Pfeiffer
Derphoof
Hadrian X
Khoto
Animis

These are all WORKERS, and running for congress means rubbing shoulders with them!

Imagine jumping onto the fast track to success… That’s joining USWP and running for congress.

If you cannot learn from our top tier experts in Congressional acumen, you probably can’t learn from anyone.







So this is your invitation to really get in.

Consider this article the giant meat curtains of USWP Congress.

Then consdider yourself a giant, penetrating, potato-laden shaft of muscular congressional potential.

What I am asking you to do is to penetrate the meat curtains ‘tater’s deep with your muscular shaft.

For congress.

Obviously.





Let’s face it. Nothing is going to deliver your load of potential better than the crack squad of experts from USWP.

If you want to produce…

Sign up for congress NOW.





Now obviously you will want more evidence of USWP brilliance than just some vaugue double entendre. Right?

Of course you will.

That’s why I direct your attention to the latest HadrianXLYMPICS standings.

While USWP is thrilled to see some other communities giving it a run for its metal, let’s face it, USWP members are kicking all ass and taking all names.

Oh wait, don’t have a name? That’s because USWP took it! In XLYMPICS. Bitch.





Ok actually I’m too lazy to actually check the standings. So I advise you to avoid them as well.

Just believe with me that every thrust from the USWP hip is another victory for eUSA.

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So run for congress.

Isn’t it obvious?



You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking