There's Knots worth knowing when there's Knotty Problems

Day 552, 11:25 • Published in Germany Austria • by H. S. Dovewatch

Hello Germany,

Some of you may remember me from the old AGU problem. I was an Austrian Congress Member and I certainly didn't keep my voice down.
Since then I've been a Congress Member in India. We've had a jolly good time, and our Ministers (excluding me) have done a jolly good amount of work for a term; We've gained two regions from an all powerful enemy, received a q5 hospital, gained 200+ citizens and are well on the way to getting two more regions.

And now you've had a short lecture about me, let's get on to the point.
I've been reading my eWorld news and I've done my homework, and it seems you lot are having a very hard time with some Swedes. Therefore, quite simply, I have taken a holiday from eIndia to come and fight for the good side of the force.
I'm glad you're holding up here and your congress elections haven't been overrun by Poles and Swedes- I would like to wish you all the very best of luck and I'll do the best I can to ice some Swedish/Polish a***.

All the best,

Robert Knotsworth.

PS The newspaper is staying as the Salzburg Observer for Nostalgic reasons for the duration of these three days, It has been changed while I've been away.