The Swiss Peace Party Supports Lotus Black! (September 2012)

Day 1,749, 13:45 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Monsieur Guillontine





Salut madams and monsieurs,

Soon Switzerland will welcome a new president. Not surprisingly, there is only one candidate running, and this lovely lady is Lotus Black. To be honest, this endorsement article is really unnecessary. And yet, to not write one in support of Lotus Black, in my opinion, would be disrespectful.

Sure, she's only been here in Switzerland for a short period of time, but so what? Lotus Black has proven herself as a versatile, intelligent woman. Just recently having served a term as the Circle of Trust Alliance's Military Commander, it would be wrong to not give her credit she clearly deserves. How did she get elected into this position? Well, it was simple. After working so diligently with supplying weapons during the Croatian invasions, Lotus Black made a name for herself as a true Swiss patriot. Subsequent to those events, she was placed into the Ministry of Defense, shining even more. And from there, well, she's just been great, and it would be stupid not to vote for her.

Handing out weapons and communicating with soldiers is essential to keeping an army intact, and this sort of experience will definitely help Lotus Black when she becomes president. There is a reason why [Lotus Black was given the opportunity to be the Circle of Trust Alliance's Military Commander this month... and I see no reason why she shouldn't be able to serve as one of Switzerland's greatest presidents ever. Lotus Black is qualified.

And so, as you take a quick puff from that marijuana of yours, and a nice injection of heroin, I encourage all of you to vote for Lotus Black for the September presidential elections!



Let's fight. Fight for peace.



Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party