Shikoku or bust

Day 1,007, 07:23 • Published in Japan Japan • by Shinybluepope

Let's set the mood..

Awwwwww yeeaaaah, that's right ladies and pedos. I am running for Congress up in Shikoku under the mighty ISP banner! I will be Shikoku's representative… or die tryin'. Well, maybe not die. Probably just walk around my room pouting a bit.

Like many in eJapan, I came here from the eUS to set up shop among like minded folks. eJapan is wonderful for many reasons. We have incredibly friendly players, awesome cultural events, and an impressive military for the size of our population. I want to do my best to get as many of you bastards to love this place as much as I do.

Game Mechanics

Concerning my actual politics, I have little to say. I mostly agree with whatever strategy would work best in game and leave my RL politics at the door. I suppose I do favor friendly debate over bullying when it comes to the media or discussions in forums. Beyond that, game mechanics with a bit of reason is how I play it. I have been playing this game for a year now and have read through the wiki countless times to avoid being a noob. I understand this game better than many and you will see that knowledge bleed through into my effectiveness as a congressman.

Experience

In regards to my experience, as you can see on my profile, I have never been a congressman. However, I was the president of the Technocratic Party of America in April and May of this year and did an excellent job expanding the party (18th largest party to 9th (briefly) while I was PP), laying down its structure, and promoting it. During my presidency, I created the party's commune, recruited about 40 new members, and properly delegated any task that needed to be carried out. I know how to create a plan, direct people, and accomplish that plan.

I served in the eUS military for five months before retiring and moving over to eJapan. Even when I was less active, I made sure to carry out anything I said I would do to the best of my ability. I may not have a history of being a congressman but peeps, I have something many who run for Congress do not have. That, my friends, is common sense.



If you elect me, you may rest assured that you will have an active and intelligent representative in Shikoku. I read the forums everyday and comment whenever a response is reasonable or I just feel like it. I investigate anything that strikes my fancy and anything that I need to know to be a respectable citizen around here. I leave no stones unturned.



Happiness

Electing me will make you happy. Well, unless you are running against me. Then probably not. For the rest of you, electing me will be the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Fair warning, I am very randy in the mornings.

VOTE FOR ME PLEZ!



PS: If you were unhappy about my choice of mood music, keep in mind the other song I was thinking of using was 2 Live Crew's I Wanna Rock.