Running for Congress Again

Day 1,708, 18:11 Published in USA USA by Firo Prochainezo

Hey guys, I'm running up against some Serb PTO threat in Rhode Island (and also perfectly legitimate people in real parties like USWP, AMP, and Feds). I'm sending this message to either ask for you to vote for me on election day, or to at least be all like "That Firo guy is an asshole, he is the last person on earth you should vote for. Ever." If it gets votes, cool; if it doesn't, then at least I get some laughs for thinking it'd actually work.

Either way, seriously, take a look at this guy: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/5040218

This guy is purchasing votes and orchestrating other ONE guys in assisting him. He's also, as stated previously, a serb himself. How do I know? This guy has pics up of himself with other eSrpska/eMKD guys at an erep hangout. http://www.erepublik.com/mk/article/-refund-1-1934219/1/20

Do the marginally right but debatably stupid thing and vote for me tomorrow in Rhode Island for the Federalist party. Or something.

Tell you what, if anybody comes up to you and ask you why you voted for the guy that pressed the Big Red Button™ then tell them I threatened you with horrible, unimaginable things.


I don't know what else to put here, so here's a drawing of Marisa.
-Firo

P.S.
I also refuse to buy votes, slander legit candidates running against me, and otherwise be uncool.

I will now yield the comments section to hatemail, lovemail, shitposting, off-topic nonsense, and all the sane responses in between.