Presidental elections

Day 468, 12:49 Published in Austria Austria by H. S. Dovewatch

Alas, we are still not coupled with our friends, eGermany.
Of course, they are getting round to it but it does mean that the next presidential elections will be more than vital.

If Chicco wins, the eGerman union will be established. This will mean a stronger central eEurope; a central eEurope that can stand on its own two feet and resist foreign exploitation and incursion. A victory for Chicco will mean better opportunities for eAustrian and eGerman business and media. It will make politics more competitive and international diplomacy something that will be taken seriously by the other eCountries involved.
A victory for Chicco will mean a better life for every single eAustrian citizen.

However, a victory for Silent Bob will mean an eHungarian take over.
It will mean autocratic rule from a foreign power. It will mean a rebel with no experience of proper politics and a warped sense of humour in complete control of a very minor state.
Some consequences of this Total and fraudulent rule may include,
- (Obviously) exploitation of eAustrias citizens and resources.
- Successive invasions of other neighbouring powers, like eRomania or eItaly.
- Talented and experienced eAustrian citizens, who provide so much, moving elsewhere
- Getting caught up in wars that Silent Bob and his thugs fashioned for they’re own entertainment or whatever else he does these things for.
A victory for Silent Bob will mean a corrupt and meagre existence for eAustria.

I therefore urge ALL Citizens to vote Chicco, even if they do not support his ideas.
We CANNOT let this sadist dominate our future.

This is the final T-junction for eAustria, for a upward climb vote Chicco or for a downward spiral vote Silent Bob.

eAustria, this is your choice.