Old Spice Man for President
Day 1,014, 13:14
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Published in Canada 
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by William Duncan
~~~ " Only I am on a horse. No one else is on a horse. Or a boat for that matter." ~~~
- Old Spice Man
OLD SPICE MAN'S Platform of Manliness :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
Remember,
Anything is possible when your President smells like Old Spice, and not a lady.
And remember to vote for Old Spice Man on September 5th, because he's got two tickets to that-thing-you-love.
Which party is running me ?
Answer: I haven't decided who gets the honours yet, but the real question is : What party that loves their country could not endorse Old Spice ?
What's my military policy ?
Answer : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tI4CbCniBI&feature=channel
OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT !
Old Spice Man is officially endorsed by former two-term eCanadian President - and most-voted President (which is very manly) - William Duncan.
And for good measure, my foreign policy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE&feature=channel
WARNING : Don't be fooled by lady's scented body wash masquerading as Old Spice! Only Old Spice Man smells like Old Spice.
Yours in Real Manliness,
Old Spice Man.
P.S - Shyness is not at all manly. Men aren't afraid to ask questions, and aren't hurt by honest answers : Ask your questions to Old Spice Man, and expect enlightening responses that will change and improve your e-life ! What the Old Spice Philosophy has to teach your e-country about manly success will be coming each day leading up to the elections.
So subscribe now ! It will be well deserved embarassment if you're still smelling like lady's-scented body wash in the days to come !
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Swan dive !
GOT MY SUPPORT
Where are you ?
You're on a boat with the man your President could smell like.
On August fifth, vote for the Man, vote for WD.
PA PA PA PA PA POWER
OMFG
/me explodes from excitement!
I'm on a horse.
You silly creature.
Sara,
Look at your man.
Now look at me.
Unfortunately, your man is not me. But on August 5th, he can smell like me.
On August 5th, vote Old Spice.
And remember,
Don't be fooled by lady's scented body wash masquerading as Old Spice! Only Old Spice Man has Genuine Old Spice.
Wow...just WOW...First Adasko quits and returns and quits again, and erm...returns...then William Duncan comes back from the dead "a la Zombie" and runs for CP. I should have checked the weather this morning, hell may very well have frozen over. Good luck WD, nothing has changed, UK Still hates us, France is still retarded and EDEN is still being EDEN.
Old Spice Man is offended by the profusely feminine odours of the Acacia administration's lady's-scented body-wash. It's time for this government to smell like a man : Old Spice Man.
ODOR BLOCKING POOWAAAAHHHHHHH
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Question : If Old Spice Man is President, would he prefer to be called Mr President or Old Spice Man?
Answer : Old Spice Man.
First, I don't need a "Mister" infront of my name because my manliness is obvious to all.
Second, being Old Spice Man is better than being President, because everyone sees that I am the Man, regardless of who is the President.
Holy Crap! Old Spice Guy is Canadian!
Question : Dear Old Spice Man, is Canada manly enough for you ?
Answer : Lumberjacks, hockey fights and seal hunts.
This is golden.
Funky Hum24n smells like Old Spice.
His country smells better for it.
On the 5th, make sure you wear your Old Spice too.
Your role-play prowess is unprecedented.
I have few questions for Old Spice Man. 1.)How will you help improve relations with the US? 2.) How much of a Bro are you? and finally 3.) Why is PEHINX not using Old Spice Body wash?
...I am still unclear as to where you stand on...well...anything and please don't say a boat.
P.S. do you ever wear a shirt? Tied around your neck like a cape does not count.
Q) Are you more manly than Robin Hood (barring those tights) and what will you bring to the poor?
~rawr~ says the white horse 😉
Dear Daks,
Thank you for your superb questions.
To answer your first two bright questions : I am the Prince of the Apostles of Bromance. To learn my Brollineage, search all the previous articles in this paper for some time. I was there when the first treaties were written, drafted and signed. I am the Old Spice of Brolliance.
Lastly, PENIX does not use Old Spice Body Wash because they have become all too familiarized with the scent of lady's-scented body wash, which is most un-manly of them.
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Dear Harrison Garrick,
First, I am extremely offended by your assuming that I will not address every issue in due time, which wouldn't be manly of me. You've obviously been using lady's scented body-wash : Of course I am going to teach the country the teachings of the Old Spice Philosophy ! I'm Old Spice Man. I now move on to more important questions that come from the perfect manly scent of Old Spice wearing men.
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Dear Plugson,
Tights can be manly if Robin Hood is wearing them. Tights can be worn when underwear cannot be by men ; for example, in the woods or forest exploring or gathering wood, doing laps across the lake or conquering the ocean's waves on your own boat. At all other times a civilized and Old Spice-wearing-man ought not to wear tights and should wear underwear.
The Most Interesting Man in the World
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Old Spice Man
"He is the fruit of my loins, and his mother died in child birth. I am proud to have him as my son"
Question : Dear Old Spice Man, what is the most manly presidential ticket in eRepublik history ?
Answer: The Most Interesting Man in the World, and Old Spice Man, of course.
I'd rounhouse kick you old chap!
Welcome back, let's hope this ''manly odour'' will stick around for long.
You are an... interesting person. In the good way. I'd like to know something. Which country, other than eCanada of course, smells the most like Old Spice overall?
This comment is now diamonds!
I basically started to cry while laughing at this... 🙂)
Will voting for you get me laid?
Greg McNeish asks,
"Dear Old Spice Man, will voting increase my sexual prowess ?"
Answer :
Dear Greg, voting is the fulfillment of your manly duty to participate in your country's governance, which is a very manly thing. Voting and wearing Old Spice will, therefore, increase your overall manliness, which thing the ladies love.
Hot damn this is the funniest thing I've read all day. You have officially made my day.
Only I am on a horse !
very funny 😛 you have my vote Old Spice Man 😉
Dear Candice,
Thank you for your vote ! Be sure that I will turn all votes into diamonds.
Look! I am now on a boat : http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/old-spice-man-teaches-you-e-conomics1-1503775/1/20
❤ the old spice man and Candada! Best of luck
Old Spice Man whacks seals with clubs, and that aint nice. Im American, so I dont care about Canadian presidents right now, but best of luck to you.
Because i am a man!
Devian wrote,
"Dear Old Spice man, is whacking seals with clubs really manly ?"
Answer: Yes. Seal-whacking with clubs, bats or hockey sticks keeps us exercised and ready for manly sports.
Old Spice Man.
Did William Duncan go into Oldspice exile?
Where does Coda come into this?
Role players for the WIN
Remember that time you told me that when you returned to eRep, you'd join the crimson canucks?
http://www.bruckscanucks.forumotion.ca
cheers.
Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling & started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible with legit comments. I'm on a chair.
I couldn't resist.
Today's weather report: sunny with a chance of zombies in the afternoon. The Old Spice Man is yum!