OH GOD BRITAIN THIS DOESNT LOOK GOOD
Day 995, 14:28
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by Chocolate McSkittles
eUK. This land has overcome invasions, PTOs, idiots, GLaDOS, GF, and much, much more.
However, the eUnited Kingdom face their biggest threat yet.
It is their downfall in real life, and it looks likely to be the UKs downfall in eRepublik.
Yes, I am, of course, talking about the recent announcement by the admins:
II. Food consumption project
We also have good news for those who wish to fight more. In the following two weeks, we will remove the automatic food consumption. This implies that you will be able to manually eat food multiple times a day. More information about this subject will be revealed in a future update/Insider.
That's right. Brits will now be able to eat as much food as they want, inevitably leading to tooth decay!
The Dental Hygiene epidemic is here, UK.
Your end is near.
However, the eUnited Kingdom face their biggest threat yet.
It is their downfall in real life, and it looks likely to be the UKs downfall in eRepublik.
Yes, I am, of course, talking about the recent announcement by the admins:
II. Food consumption project
We also have good news for those who wish to fight more. In the following two weeks, we will remove the automatic food consumption. This implies that you will be able to manually eat food multiple times a day. More information about this subject will be revealed in a future update/Insider.
That's right. Brits will now be able to eat as much food as they want, inevitably leading to tooth decay!
The Dental Hygiene epidemic is here, UK.
Your end is near.
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God, this piece is almost as bad as the piece it mocks....almost....
MCMOOX je bio ovde!!!
lol@UK
lrn2brushie
Toothpaste is a miracle.
It's true you know.
You do know copying someone you say is ignorant only makes you look that much worse, right?
die in pain
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
inb4topgun
:as😛
booya England.
4 out of 5 Dentist recommend a TOOTHBRUSH!
You do know Dental care is free over here.
Too bad so few of you use it.
TOP GUN
How many actual British people have you really met?
See you on the battlefield, UK!
Oh wait... none of you actually showed up.
ITT: Dish doesn't get the joke.
koliko jadan clanak
Why has this got 56 votes.
hurrr durrr
Jazza, because Amerifags find it hilarious to beg each other for votes. Funny how we can get in their top5 but they struggle for ours...
By struggle, you mean grab it in a couple of hours without even shouting the article?
Was a pretty epic struggle. I had to click the "post" button and everything
yawn
You guys, I would like to see UK's downfall as much as the next guy... but not this way.
I am hear by starting a new movement to help out these benighted people. I call it:
Toothpaste for the Toss-Pots
Let us all come together and give them what the need and deserve...
Maddog's article in Top 5. OH GOD AMERICA!
I heard that they're rushing to discover beans and toast flavored toothpaste.
Oh britfags. Idiots.
Found it funny before I started reading the comments.
As benni said, we get free healthcare.
I see what you did there.
Jeez. What will free burgers do to you.
@TemujinBC: None of us showed up because none of us could log on because of the hacks. idiot.
Americans eat huge quantities of food every day to sustain their massive bodies.
They dont worry about tooth decay.
From the country that invented "morbid obesity"
Every Brit in these comments just got trolled. Well played.
/applause
lolol
Low sugar food is the solution!
free SCOTLAND free WALES free UK freeedooooommm .......hail from your Indonesian friend
hopefully obama will push through his evil socialist health plan so the taxpayer can pay to have my teeth fixed for me.
I moved to eCanada, jumped to eUnited Faildom to kill some Redcoats... and I found something strange...There are only russkies and servs there...HEY BRITS! Are don't be shy, come on the battlefield...Ough, I forgot, bad hacker stole your, ekhm, courage...
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes_p1.html
@ Mcpingvin Thank you.
what the hell is the prime minister doing we are losing our main regions and he is still trying to take ireland at least try and think straight and deend rather than invade take back our own regions that sould be our top prioritory or now
@Terribletiger: what about yesterday and today? All I killed were serbs and brazillians. And I was hunting for the British. Couldn't find one.
Oh wait I see a couple of you on the battlefield now in Scotland. You must have gotten confused and shown up where you were supposed to.
Maybe this leads to decay for the british but for the americans it leads to obeisity wich means ull clearly die much earlier than we do!