My First Article | Some Anti-Swede Propaganda

Day 3,216, 11:02 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Eddard Utterthwaite

Hello, to whoever may be reading.

I have decided to try my hand at an article. Thought this would be a good subject to start with so here we go.

The Swedes are attacking have attacked and morale might be getting low. Fear not here is some propaganda to get the blood pumping and the juices flowing. Included are some tips to help defeat them.

Here is a swede.



They can be extemely dangerous so approach with care. You must make sure that before you engage a swede in battle you are armed with a proper weapon.



Any weapon will do.



Whatever you can find.



Even this.



Or this.



Once a weapon has been procured you are ready. Now the main avenue of attack is to sheperd the unsespecting swede into a corner, preferably of a medium sized bowl, and mash it as hard as your strength will allow. Then once done season well for added insult. Finish with a sprig of thyme though that is left to the readers discretion.

What you will end up with is this.



What you do from here is up to you. But you are ready. Ready and prepared to take on the swedes wherever and whenever you find them.

Now get out there and start mashing.

Happy hunting.