Monsieur Guillontine for Congress! (September 2012)
Monsieur Guillontine
Salut madams and monsieurs,
That's right! I am running for Congress this month, and yes, I am ready to give it my all.
Why you should vote for me:
1. I speak French better than French people
2. I give people free baguettes
3. I have character: my name is misspelled
What I will do as an elected Congressman:
1. Legalize marijuana
2. Use federal funds to build French bakeries
3. Make French the official language of Switzerland
On a serious note though, I do strongly feel that I have all the qualities and talents needed to be an excellent Congressman.
I have served as:
- Country President for 3 terms
- Vice President for 4 terms
- Minsiter of Foreign Affairs for 4 terms
- Chairman of Congress for 4 terms
- Congressman for 11 terms
- Party President for 13 terms
I really don't see what more there is to prove about my capabilities. I know that some of you don't care about experience though, so to appeal to you other folks, here's an added bonus. If I receive the most votes out of all the other Congress candidates, I promise all of you that I will do jumping jacks at the top of the Eiffel Tower. So remember my fellow druggy buddies, make the right choice, and VOTE for Monsieur Guillontine!
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party
Comments
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Vote for the Swiss Peace Party!
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39 terms is too many. I mean, that's like, a lot.
Hail Baguettes o/
39 terms is too many. I mean, that's like, a lot. x2
You'll neva beat me wid ma French accent ! Vive Molière !
so many terms, and still stupid noob
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Congress_Elections
go, go, go Monsie \o/
@Asmadi: why have you gotten so angry. I mean you were never nice... but not this bad.
Monsie are you in France or in Switzerland? To be honest, stupid candidacy....
so many terms, and still stupid noob
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Congress_Elections
x2
~hyuu~
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