Money In The Government Accounts

Day 3,331, 03:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by HebronGazelle


So guys, Wayne is running for CP. Controversial. I will get straight to the point in this article. The last time Wayne had a major position of power, we witnessed over a million currency disappear from the government accounts, which only Wayne could have taken by the rules of the game as he became the dictator against the will of the people. It is pretty much accepted that Wayne stole the money (and here is a funny, less serious, article from him trying to sell the eUK). From the comments of some of the links there are suggestions that he stole money on other occasions, but I personally cannot remember them.

"You nicked over a million quid of our money and still can't provide any proof that any of it was returned - not a single BoE report lists it.

There's now around £3m kept in government orgs, almost £2m of which is private citizen investment used on the monetary market - you must think we're mad to let you anywhere near it again"
- Sir Humphrey Appleby, Day 3330

We currently have a lot of money in the government accounts. Over two million is money from private citizen investment. So around another million is taxpayers money. If you have private investment in the government accounts it is probably a good time to consider whether you trust your money with someone who is known for theft, as they could gain control of the government accounts soon. If you do not have any private investment then you should think about whether the government accounts should be moved or not as a safety measure.

Thanks for reading,
CheetahCurtis
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