LSN创刊号 终于发布~\(≧▽≦)/~啦！

Day 1,626, 23:30 • Published in China China • by Little Sam

LSN新闻在今天（2012年5月4号）正式创刊啦！

五四节到了，我先给大家拜个晚年。


坚持“EC一家亲，ROC来搞基”的原则的我，从五四青年节这天开始，会为广大有痣青年，可爱正太，猥琐大叔，傲娇萝莉，腐女御姐提供最新的萌趣闻，希望大家多多关注哟。


先来晒晒我最近其实是昨年在学校看到的一则广告吧。

各位有意者速度电联呀，机不可失失不再来！

这。。。。。。让人家怎么回复呀，魂淡！！！


那些你懂得的笑话（中英文版本）来源摸我
Sunday School Lesson
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour." But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
主日学校课程
小珍妮丝不是主日学校最好的学生，她常常在课堂上睡觉。一天，在她打盹的时候，老师叫她回答问题：“告诉我，珍妮丝，谁创造了宇宙？”这时候珍妮丝还没醒过来，坐在她后面的男孩小约翰尼，用一只大头针戳她的背部。
“全能的主啊！”珍妮丝叫了起来，“很好”老师说。然后珍妮丝继续睡觉。
过了一会，老师问珍妮丝“谁是我们的主和救主？”但是珍妮丝甚至还没有从她的沉睡中清醒过来。又一次，约翰尼来救她了——用大头针再次戳了她。
“耶稣基督！”珍妮丝叫道，“很好”老师说。珍妮丝又继续睡觉。
然后老师问了珍妮丝第三个问题：“当夏娃有了亚当的第23个孩子之后，她向他说了什么？”，又一次，约翰尼用大头针戳她。
这次，珍妮丝跳了起来吼道：“如果你再用那玩意多戳我一次，我就会把那玩意一折两断并插在你的屁股上！”

接下来到了福利时间，我放送的妹子可都是认识的哟😁，那些发网上搜的不认识萌妹照片的人最讨厌了。要联系方式的快点退散，我是绝对不会公布滴。


暂时想到这些，今天就先到这里吧。