Loose Cannon News:

Day 3,263, 14:32 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #137


~Dick~
Hello! I'm Political Analyst; Richard Cranium

~Linda~
And I'm War Correspondent; Linda Vanderbooben.

~Dick~
Tonight, we have the latest on our Pacific and Atlantic fronts.
We've, also, got some presidential news.

~Linda~
But first, a word from our sponsors. 


~Commercial Playing~
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~Dick~
We're back.

~Linda~
Our allies seem to have Europe in check. I'm not saying there isn't work to be done. It looks like the latest objectives were a success.

~Linda~
The former administration of eIndonesia has launched multiple retaliations. They have been met with varying degrees of success.
Meanwhile, the eIndonesian economy continues to prosper under the provincial government.

~Dick~
Thanks You, Linda.
The Socialist Freedom Party has returned. They had a short stint as American Revolutionary Party, along with many other unwanted changes.
Secretary of Media was replaced, due to RL obligations. Jimmy Cincinnati has agreed to fill the position.
When we spoke to him about the promotion, he said; "What, are You writing a book about me?"

~Linda~
Well, that's it for tonight.

~Dick~
Take care of each other.



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