LOOK UP! (or don't) - Either way it doesn't really matter.

Day 5,192, 11:34 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Darkness dwindles down in the depths. Or does it? D is for dire-detta. 😉

My fellow citizens,

It has been a wild few days.

In what may become to be known as the darkest day in eCanadian history, at day-change our Supreme Leader and Glorious Overload (SLGO), Mann551, will be escorted out of the CP office. AND it appears the person forcibly removing him will be one of his formerly most trusted friends and closest advisors—Kippers!

We all knew of the (now definitely happened—100% confirmed) plot Kippers launched to destroy Mann551’s stranglehold on eCanada. Kippers’ puppet thedillpickle moved a motion to impeach, which narrowly failed in Congress. The situation pushed Thedillpickl to his limits, resulting in an apparent loss of sanity. A victim of Kipper’s plot, Thedillpickl joined a caravan led by Mel Gibson marching on eCanada’s capital calling for something (it’s hard to tell what they wanted at this point).

Not phased by the casualties of his ambition—in a daring, albeit brilliant, manoeuver Kippers has seemingly secured the crown of eCanada in yesterday’s election. Handily crushing the opposition brought by Quimbie Muffins II, a statesman of the highest order. BUT was the election a fair contest?



Well-known town crier Rylde was among the first to call the election rigged. Asserting that a cloaked group was organizing the change of power and lining up successive governments—effectively removing any semblance of democracy from eCanada. Details of this group are murky, but some have said they are operating out of the basement of a pizza restaurant in the capital.

SO, is there a dark, hidden cabal organizing in the shadows? Is our democracy at risk from these malcontents? Is Kippers their leader or just another pawn for a true master of a deep-state in eCanada?

Only time will tell, but like the vast majority of eCanadians, I am very anxious about what will happen when the shield of stability, security and greater-ness provided by our SLGO Mann551 is lifted at day change.



What risks will the shroud surrounding Kippers’ (and his benefactors) bring upon eCanada? And will anyone challenge their power?

More to come…
Love and kisses,
Roger


This article was NOT edited from its original version to conform to decree 315 of Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO—because he was too busy raiding the treasury to read it.

PS: This political drama is for the LOLZ (but of course the best homour contains a smidge of truth).