Live from Korea!
Day 954, 17:12
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by Cromstar
If you don't get the joke in the title, go watch some TVLand and broaden your viewing palette.
This election has been one of the most amazing POTUS campaigns I've seen in my many, many months in eRepublik. There were so many candidates, I couldn't avoid stepping on some of them on the way to work each day. A terrible mess.
To make matters worse, many of them were my friends and they all wanted my support. None of them were BAD candidates (well, except that one...you know who you are, DC! I kid, homie.), which made it hard for me to pick a side.
Now however, the pool has been trimmed considerably and I've realized its time to pick a side and make a stand. To the other candidates, I don't hate you...I just think this guy is a better choice.
So who is it?
It's
Bradley Reala, the next President of the eUnited States of America!
This man has all the qualifications!
He's been a Secretary of State almost a quarter the time I've been in Congress (check my profile, I've been in Congress a LOT). This means he's been up there with the big men of eRep, talking with our allies, negotiating, and making the world a better place for the eUS and our allies, from the giants like Poland and Spain, to the littler friends in China and Israel.
But that's not all! This man's been in Congress a fair bit as well! He's worked with and within the Congress to get real work done, and he knows how Congress functions. As President, he'll need those skills to work with us to confront the major challenges in the eUS: budgets and government programs, especially.
He's done work for his parties as well, and all this shows he's dedicated and determined to do the job, and do it right.
There's no question he's qualified. There's no question he's prepared. There's no question that BR's the right man for the job!
In fact there's only one question left to ask about Mr. Reala...
Does he really like M*A*S*H or does he just think Alan Alda is hawt?
Cromstar
15-term PA Congressman
*insert long list of other titles here*
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
This election has been one of the most amazing POTUS campaigns I've seen in my many, many months in eRepublik. There were so many candidates, I couldn't avoid stepping on some of them on the way to work each day. A terrible mess.
To make matters worse, many of them were my friends and they all wanted my support. None of them were BAD candidates (well, except that one...you know who you are, DC! I kid, homie.), which made it hard for me to pick a side.
Now however, the pool has been trimmed considerably and I've realized its time to pick a side and make a stand. To the other candidates, I don't hate you...I just think this guy is a better choice.
So who is it?
It's
Bradley Reala, the next President of the eUnited States of America!
This man has all the qualifications!
He's been a Secretary of State almost a quarter the time I've been in Congress (check my profile, I've been in Congress a LOT). This means he's been up there with the big men of eRep, talking with our allies, negotiating, and making the world a better place for the eUS and our allies, from the giants like Poland and Spain, to the littler friends in China and Israel.
But that's not all! This man's been in Congress a fair bit as well! He's worked with and within the Congress to get real work done, and he knows how Congress functions. As President, he'll need those skills to work with us to confront the major challenges in the eUS: budgets and government programs, especially.
He's done work for his parties as well, and all this shows he's dedicated and determined to do the job, and do it right.
There's no question he's qualified. There's no question he's prepared. There's no question that BR's the right man for the job!
In fact there's only one question left to ask about Mr. Reala...
Does he really like M*A*S*H or does he just think Alan Alda is hawt?
Cromstar
15-term PA Congressman
*insert long list of other titles here*
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
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I like M*A*S*H but Alan Alda is hawt. 😛
Oh yeah, I'm Bradley Reala and I endorse this article. 😃
Go Brad!
Good luck and get to Korea help us back...btw where is Radar?
I got the live from Korea pun and didn't even have to read the rest.
But M*A*S*H is on Hallmark Channel.
Also on TVLand, Jude. And Hallmark channel doesn't have Andy Griffith and Barney Fife 😛