LAURA!

Day 4,518, 09:19 • Published in Austria Austria • by OEBernd


Here is my story about LAURA


One day, more than ten years ago, we were @Metalcamp (now Metaldays) in Slo.
It´s a metal festival -> So most of the singers sound like you are vomiting into your toilet (echo included)
We had one guy with us called Amadeus -> Nickname Ammo.
He is a single kid and so he doesn´t alwasy know how to behave when you are in company with others but he is a good friend of mine.


One day he had an argument with his gf at home or whatever... he was hugely drunk really early and wanted those sleeping in the sun to join him.
We had a tough night and just wanted to be dead - We weren´t able to get to the cool Soča which means a lot.

So he was loud and tried to wake us up what really annoyed us.

Like ever festival we refilled our health bar, got a beer and joined the crowd to listen to some bands.
Like every day we got hugely drunk but Ammo fell asleep earlier.

Next day the Italian couple sleeping next to us were f* pissed. She was always funny and fooling around with us and he was ok.
BUT not this day.

*Hint: Many Italians cannot into English. Not even OEBerndstyle*

After some time some of us who were able to talk a little bit of school Italian went to them to ask what the f* happened.
And they told us:
During the night some of us went to the tent screaming Laura ti amo (Laura I love you!) for ages and the gf -> Laura obviously