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So it seems I have stumbled upon my own poll for the presidential election today, and I must say that the results are quite shocking:



As you can see, a clear majority of the voters in this country have the intent to vote for Indie. With yet another month of disappointment amongst likely indie voters, we shall see a huge drop in voter turnout amongst this segment of the population that will grudgingly have to wait yet another election.

But in other news, it seems as though the race is tight between Myself and Marie, and the Toast vote will be the key factor in deciding this election, with the Undecided vote consisting of multies, dead people, Niall...who is still a bit on the drunk side, and the people who had previously known indie would not run for president.

This will be yet another good election, lets make it as fun as last months campaign! 😃

So for a moment I would like to digress, and discuss/reiterate/rant a few things about my campaign.



Some of my basic goals for this month:

Take part in the Military Shuffle: There is a lot of discussion going on about how to best supply our military forces going ahead, everything from flipping our company management upside down, to adding another distributer, to simply reorganizing the way our government companies supply one another. I plan to support Congress behind whatever it chooses 100% and aid in any executive departments that would require attention.

Foreign Affairs:
As of the writing of this article, the ePhilippines has officially ratified the charter of Luna via a vote within congress. But now the task at hand is to work with the first Secretary General and the Presidents of the various prospect members to build a stronger network between our vast countries. Out of the large cast of prospective candidates this month, I believe that with my contact with Luna and fellow presidents in the alliance places me at the top of the foreign affairs list.

Also as I pointed out earlier, eSG and eMY are still talking around the dinner table about PM being returned. Hopefully the situation will be resolved and we can all get together and be one happy dysfunctional family again.

eSocalism/eFarmville and keeping the jiggly up and down thingy known as "The Economy" in check

In the entire political debate amongst all of the diverse candidates this month, there has been little mention about the continuation of the BoP's present program of eSocalism/eFarmville. The Bank at the moment, delivers out loans to people to set up their own grain and food companies so these people can become self sufficient. The program is especially effective for those members who are in the military, and for others who want to "make a quick buck" on the food markets. Under a Kei administration, this program shall continue. In addition, there have been Congressman who have proposed interesting additions such as a landbuying scheme for people who want to have extra land, or having lower ranking members in government agencies work in moving tickets while higher ranks work in iron/weapons. In all practical terms these proposals could do for much consideration, and I hope that either I or a member of congress could bring it up soon.



Departmental Management: KISS (Keep it short and simple)

Basically, there could do with some reform within our governmental departments here and there (reshuffle here, consolidation there, shifting responsibility to Congress there), but unlike some of the other opponents that are marking their debate with all sorts of triangles and commonly used shapes...I stand on the side of simplicity. At the moment there simply is too much upkeep for grand departments like those in large, populous countries. Instead, we need a focused outreach program and our MoM to actually be active for once.

Yes MoM, we need you to be active and literally show up to work every once in a while.

If that doesn't happen, we could always fill the position with someone who is interested in maintaining activity.

No Puffy Aristocracy

There have been a few rumors of a puffy aristocracy planned for next month by one of my contenders, with pip pip tin foil hats and a collection of knighthoods to go around. Now I don't know if the thing is for total lulz or if it is serious, but if it is for lulz then I would be most pleased to enjoy some lulz cereal.

But if the proposal is some sort seriously business, then I have several objections to any sort of Royal Council being put into place...most simply because the people who were selected were completely arbitrary. What about Hekter or Aren? Maybe a ePhilippines Medal recipient or two? Or what about our MoM...could we at least put MoM on this council?...We would need some sort of randomness in perhaps outlawing staplers. This council could override the cabinet's decisions, who are nominated by the elected President, on a given whim...but whether or not that is a good thing I leave up to the voters.

But meh, in the end, we should put up the powdered wigs and the overly large hoop-skirts if we intend to be serious with this. But on a subject of agreement, Indie is definitely destined to be president someday.

Which brings me to my last brib- I mean, offering that I promised in the title of this article.



Yes, it is toast, made just for all you toast people. 😛

Whatever the outcome, lets make this month pretty freaking amazing

-MK

(P.S. Prospective Cabinet is Prospective)