Julian Caesar 4 C-3PO

Day 2,076, 13:36 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Julian Caesar


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Hello, Comrades of all ideologies, (except you Jamie2721)

Come join the Communist Party! We'll rule entertain you all with our fine vodka and the latest hits. We are considered to host the most radical party in the eUK!

Now for the political propaganda. I am Julian Caesar and I am running for the position as the official eUK C-3PO.



If elected, I promised to give each and every one of you the gold that I say you need after I tax the shirt off your back a couple small payment.

Now, some of the things I do may go against the Communist Party, such as building torture devices for enemy spies. To them, I say, you err in your ways. Now is not the time for democracy. No, it is time for totalitarian rule. I am an Amicable Authoritarian. I am the Galactic Emperor. Last, but not least, I am your friend and if you don't vote for me then you will be sent to a gulag.