Joke's

Day 3,656, 03:19 • Published in Albania Albania • by mo green




Laughing is the best medicine. But if you are laughing for no reason you need medicine.


*Next Door*

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.

The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?”

The mother replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”

“You’re wasting your time,” said the boy.

“Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled.

“Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”


*Homework*

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”

“I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny.

“Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad.

“Okay then…good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed.

In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying.

He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper.

So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help.

When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.

Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn’t there.

So he went to the maid’s room.

When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud,

“OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, andthe future is full of shit!”


*Intelligence*

A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.

I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.”

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but “Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn’t even have enough time to undressed himself.”

So she agrees.

Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, “what happened?”

She responds, “The Bastard used coins I’m still picking and he is still fucking!”


*Jewelry*


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina.

That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth.

What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear, Jewelry.”


A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is not meant to be taken seriously.


mo green