Join the Swiss Peace Party!

Day 1,714, 08:38 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Monsieur Guillontine


Salut madams and monsieurs,

First off, I would like to thank everyone who donated, because you are the people who have made it possible for me to accomplish my aspiration to form the Swiss Peace Party. Now you might be wondering, why am I creating another party? I'll tell you why. Because as a member of the Swiss community, long before I took that long short break, I have always supported peace over war, and I have always supported love over hate. Even to those who disliked me, I have always maintained as much neutrality with them as possible, because that, is what is required of a true, experienced politician.





Anyways, so now I am going to convince you to join the Swiss Peace Party by giving you 100 reasons why you should join. But... since I'm your friend, I'll just keep it at 5 reasons.

1. We believe in fighting, but only fighting for peace
2. We are all equals, so everyone's opinion matters
3. We will actually have organized, coordinated leadership
4. We are non-partisan, so we do not choose to be a part of any conflicting 'political factions'
5. We are the funnest party in all of Switzerland





And now, let me summarize the three main goals of the Swiss Peace Party.

1. Achieve Swiss freedom through diplomacy
2. Maintain a more friendly, healthy relationship with all our neighbors
3. Create a peaceful, co-existing environment in the Swiss community

Some additional goals of our party...

1. Legalize marijuana
2. Outlaw the killing of animals
3. Encourage free love






So what are you waiting for? The Swiss Peace Party is for you. The Swiss Peace Party is you. You are the Swiss Peace Party. Join. Now. Join HERE.

Let's fight. Fight for peace.



Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
President of the Swiss Peace Party