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Day 1,895, 15:51 Published in USA USA by greeling

Hello America I bring you great news today because I am announcing that I am running for President once again. I know the announcement is a little late but who cares I do whatever I want and I wanted to at least let the other candidates think they have a chance. So lets get down to business and talk about the things I will change and Improve on.

I plan on making many changes when I become president. I will first start by demanding an increase in taxes so I can have the country’s money donated to me cause I need to be rich. War will be waged on many countries including allies that we have now so I can declare myself emperor of the world and take over all nations. There also will be death to Canada and I will make Admin perma ban all Canadian citizens.

Now what will I improve you ask. FIrst of all my life will be better cause I shall become richer that sounds like a great improvement. You shall all receive more Greeling with me being CP. Canada will be gone. Everything else will not be improved of and probably will become a huge mess that I will blame on the next president and also on potato.

You ask who will be helping you run this mediocre nation that you will all turn into a great one. Well America its time you meet the greatest cabinet ever thought of.

Vice President: Synesi

I will be forcing him out of 2-clicker mode and get him back into this game. We need to get more of his awesomeness.

Chief of Staff: Cody Caine

I’m gonna bring him back from the evil UK and get him working over here. Plus he has an amazing butt which I want to stare at all day.

Secretary of Defence: batata134

He bought us to war with Canada which was the most patriotic thing ever and its why he is the obvious choice.

Secretary of State: o Gravy

If you knew the things I know he has done you would understand why he is the obvious choice for this.

So now America you can see I am the obvious choice for President and I thank you all for electing me already.

Your Future President

Death to Canada

I also would like to thank Chucky Norris and Mister Y for nominating me in the AMP primary.



greeling Day 1,895, 15:52


Greatmoff Day 1,895, 15:57

Voted for the 'Death to Canada'.

pop George
pop George Day 1,895, 15:58

is this a self troll?

Dio Salaar
Dio Salaar Day 1,895, 15:59

^ you can tell this guy doesnt know Greeling

potato134 Day 1,895, 16:03


Synesi Day 1,895, 16:19

THE FUTURE IS NOW AND THE FUTURE IS GREELING. (and Synesi will be there too)

Syz2 Day 1,895, 16:25

Finally, a candidate who is presenting some new policies

John Killah
John Killah Day 1,895, 16:27

God I love me some greeling

Haliman Day 1,895, 17:11

>Secretary of Defence

Publius Day 1,895, 17:26

>Death to Canada
All I needed to hear. Voted.

Jason Statham Jr
Jason Statham Jr Day 1,895, 17:55

what can i say.. Good luck and feel the AMPs \o/

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,895, 18:40

Lol, this is funny. This guy kept getting self-nominated on the AMP primaries just for the lolz, since a new law to block those was enacted in the party statute, he decides to make an actual run.


But honestly, as much as your policies might be new and all, I believe you and me know it's a long shot for you to win. Honestly I don't think you stand a great chance but good luck. o/

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,895, 18:41

Voted for lulz!

Waysted Day 1,895, 19:36

Voted for lulz! x2

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 1,895, 19:47

At least he's honest

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,895, 20:07


DIRTY ANGELS Day 1,895, 20:16

Wow I cried during this article......It was amazing!

Cody Caine
Cody Caine Day 1,895, 22:09

I love this article.

Sejanus Saturninus Lex
Sejanus Saturninus Lex Day 1,896, 23:09

Death to Canada!
Birth to the Empire of Nova Roma!

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,896, 02:02

need more greeling ^

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,896, 02:12

FINALLY an honest candidate

< 3 Greeling

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,896, 02:13

+10000 for the choice of potatoes and gravy in your cabinet.

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,896, 03:04

You have my vote...anyone who would admit they are in it for the money and fame deserves to be President...!

Ovidiu Sky
Ovidiu Sky Day 1,896, 03:23

Good luck

Candor Day 1,896, 03:38

There's money in the job? About time. $200k per term!

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 1,896, 04:17

Actually isn't it 400,000 per day...?

Tormannosaurus Rex
Tormannosaurus Rex Day 1,896, 05:24

Still the obvious choice for the job

Sozo Day 1,896, 05:40

Everybody loves the Greep.

o Gravy
o Gravy Day 1,896, 05:45

needs more greeling

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,896, 06:42

Greeling is full of love

BillyPilgrim0 Day 1,896, 11:57

You have my vote!

Anwnimos Day 1,896, 12:10

Voted for lulz! x3

Anwnimos Day 1,896, 12:10

by the way vote number 666

U. Sashko
U. Sashko Day 1,896, 12:52


samdoo Day 1,896, 13:52


seeker1 Day 1,896, 14:18

Voted Love it:)

FirstLaw Day 1,896, 16:41

"Actually isn't it 400,000 per day...?"

It's whatever can be skimmed from the budget, I would imagine....

Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,896, 19:51

opa greeling style

MACEDONIAN 9 Day 1,897, 04:19

voted and subbed

beerman616 Day 1,897, 05:38

>Death to Canada
All I needed to hear. Voted.

Cthulhu.. Day 1,897, 09:37


vevekoko Day 1,897, 10:40


Freeland6978 Day 1,897, 11:14

Voted for Death to Canada

Wickeyy Day 1,897, 12:13

oh 'merica ..

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