I am the PTO. Fear me, if you dare.
Cromstar
Friends, citizens, people of the world, lend me your ears!
It would seem that people are confused and unsure what is happening today in the party I currently reside in (the party formally known as SEES). Therefore, I must provide an explanation.
Some have said this is a USWP-sponsored or a USWP-endorsed attempt to take-over SEES. That’s pure and utter cow-patties. I didn’t even tell them I was doing it until after I did it.
Pure Kansas organic garden fertilizer!
Some have said this is a sinister and dark plan by other parties angered at SEES. Also cow-patties.
A fresh pie from the farm!
Some have said this is a dark and sinister plan launched to destroy SEES as a party in America.
That, my friends, is utter truth.
I hereby officially announce my intention to PTO the SEES party and take it over completely. And, because some people can’t seem to accuse me to my face, I’ll add this: its my plan. It’s backed by me.
I drafted this idea months ago, and after feeling bored the last month, I decided to enact this plan after PP elections last month. Since then, I’ve kept it a closely guarded secret among a number of my closest friends. None of them are party leaders. Some of them aren’t even eUS citizens.
When I signed up last night, I mentioned it to Frost as being a little joke to screw with SEES...after all, they love screwing with people.
Well, since some people want to make a big deal of it, I accept that challenge. I hereby call upon you, the citizens of America, to bring your votes to the SEES party and to vote Cromstar for Party President.
If elected, I promise to create a strong party. A party based on advancing the goals of AMERICA. SEES as a party has been barely holding itself together for months now. Election after election their influence has waned. They currently only have 4 Congressmen, while just a few months ago, they had over a dozen.
Today, they can’t even fight off a simple PTO attempt to hear them tell the tale. If they are so weak, they have to cry foul, then they are too weak to lead America.
I hold no allegiance to SEES. I hold my allegiance to the eUSA alone. So I call upon all citizens to join me. UIP, Libs, USWP, SEES, Feds, 6th parties, military personnel, and the rest of you: join me!
You don't have even have to let them know who you are. They want a sinister shadow organization, I agree! Join the party, vote, and leave if you'd like. No one but you has to know. But the effects will be known to all.
We shall make America strong! We shall not give in to any enemy, foreign or domestic! This is a declaration of war!
War on the weak!
War on the spoiled and the selfish!
War on the trolls, the haters, and the Agay’s of the eWorld!
I had little intention of making a big production of it...but my hand has been forced. I’m disappointed, America. I thought you were better than this. But if you aren’t, then I’ll play the game.
Cromstar for SEES PP- I ran Eugene Harlot for Congress. Do I need any more credentials?
Comments
If you win, rename the party CvP for lulz.
Okie dokie
Cool story, bro
Did I mention I like you cromstar?
>Weakened for months
Nigga you trollan.
SEES went to Russia to help PTO them, and it may have been successful if more Emerikans would have joined in since we initially only lost by 40 votes. We stayed there through the congressional races, and our Domestic voters were ordered to vote for the libs. This was the month that everyone in SEES was working on coming back to Emerika from the Russian PTO attempt.
Our low numbers aren't indicative of weakening, but, have fun.
Don't
Mess
With
SEES
~ C
already voted in my party. wish i could switch over and vote though.
Sic Semper SEES
Lulzmaxxx... battle of the Fails.
EUGENE HARLOT ATTACKS WITHOUT INITIATIVE.
Best of luck to you, Cromstar!
(If you win, rename the party CvP for lulz.) +1
Sure is irrelevant in here. Not only with Cromstar, but the addition of Pizza!
Blasphemy... Claire no longer a blonde?
Pot calling the kettle black much? LOL... Claire calling people irrelevant... the IRONY!
Greek is the real SEES candidate.
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The NoS Party will support Greek and SEES.
There's poop in this article 😛
S.E.E.S. has lost around half it's membership over the passed few months and still manages to operate as efficiently as any Top 5 Party and more so in some instances.
S.E.E.S. had a weak showing in the congressional election in October and, as such, was bound to have a weak showing in November because of the freeze which I did much to help in planning. Though short of the success we had hoped for, it was an important effort and S.E.E.S. above all other parties put everything aside to maximize it. The end result was we only got 4 of our 6 candidates and I have no complaints about this.
I fail to see any way in which your PTO effort will make either America or our party any stronger and, in fact, can only serve to weaken either as you would not have access to the candidates or blockers which we regularly provide to safeguard American elections.
That being said, in the case this PTO is successful we will simply abandon the party and join NoS and, though I've not spoken to NoS Party leadership about this I am confident they would be more than happy to run our candidates as normal.
Thanks for wasting everyone's time, though.
From the s.e.e.s. party page:
'Here at S.E.E.S. we believe in one thing, above all others; that you are, in all likelihood, an idiot and need to be lead by the nose past your flailing, gibbering self-absorption … read moreand into the service of Dio and the service of Emericka. Fear not, friend. S.E.E.S. is here to force itself upon you.'
With the above attitude I hope this PTo of s.e.e.s. is not just a joke. I would to see them leave the top 5 the same way the got in...by PTo....
Hail the Resistance!
Cromstar you tool. Can't win the presidency so you try to PTO SEES. Good luck. lol
pig disgusting Crommy
vote +1
We voted for the Libs in the last kongres election tbh
lol, this is more entertaining than the revolution bs stories
Funny, I had you in mind when I wrote that CHS.
It must take up some time to type out the '.' everytime CHS writes about S.E.E.S.
Cuz everyone is writing it as SEES. Get with the program, that's so February, bro.
lol I always write S.E.E.S.
What I don't get is, if you're going to take the time to put in the periods, why wouldn't you capitalize properly?
😁
what aersidius said
I sold my soul to Cromstar once... no refunds lol
so cromstar is a cow pie, everything makes sense now.
u mad?
v+s
yay cromstar 🙂
Destroying SEES as a party sounds pretty good to me.
FAIL
LOLOLOLOLOL way to make an ass of yourself
AND.... His stature of irrelevance is now amped up a level thanks to the Libs, Candor, the wonderful people of SEES and most of all, Cromstar's ineptitude.
wut plan? lol
problem, cromstar?
I didn't read the content, but cool pictures bro.
disgrace to the watchmen...
You're gonna be really bored next month.