How And Why Haliman Screwed America: The Story

Day 1,207, 20:35 • Published in USA Australia • by Justin McCravok
Breaking News Update: It has been discovered that Haliman had given INCI Mexico back when he was the PotUS. There are rumors that Haliman had waited for the INCI to come to the eUSA fully knowing they couldn't all retreat to Mexico by the end of the term. More on this story as we get it.

Breaking News Update 11:57PM EST: Top Government Officials find pictures of Haliman sleeping with INCI.



A young, prosperous Haliman enters the White House. His heart full of glee, he skips to his Oval Office, graciously awaiting the responsibility that is about to be thrusted upon him.

But Haliman knew something that other Americans didn't: That he had a mission.



It all started with this monument built in the capital region of Florida. Yes, America, the presidential goal monument. You see, you may know Haliman as the man who officially let the INCI into our borders by the masses. Yes, Josh Frost and his crew let the INCI in first, but this was before they had inflated their numbers. Haliman was the one who decided not to stop the INCI, but to let them flow. No, he did not take them with completely open arms during his presidency, but that was just a trick to make us think that he was on our side. He wasn't, America, and we were foolish to think so.

Haliman's goals entering the month of January were this: Increase Population 5%, GDP 10%, Keep Current Regions



The medal that Haliman won? The heart shaped angel men touching hands? That was Haliman's 5% Population Goal. Not keep current regions, not increase GDP, but increase population. Is this adding up? If it's not, allow me to explain further. Haliman had wisely selected the goal of increase population because he had secretly worked out an agreement with the INCI. The agreement was that if Haliman let in the INCI and didn't directly challenge or oppose them, then he would get his presidential medal, and would forever bond the eUSA and INCI...despite knowing that the relationship was destined to fail.

So basically, yes, Haliman secretly and mysteriously screwed America. Haliman knew that only getting the 5% Population would get that specific monument, the hand touching one. It would be Haliman's marking on America, a proof of his legacy with the INCI. That's why he picked it, because Haliman and INCI are together love. Haliman is the angel on the right, and Gs10 is on the left.

Why this mystery hasn't been solved yet, I don't know. Luckily for you America, you have Justin McCravok. The greatest Chief of Staff of all time, and yes, the greatest investigator of all time as well. America, yes I have failed you by not noting this earlier, but know that now things are clear. I will remember this day, and in future elections, will track the goals to make sure something like this does not happen.

You have my word. I'm doing this for America. I'm here to save you, my friends. Godspeed, Save Japan, Glove is Love.