HISTORIC MUT-WEEK SPEECH

Day 2,005, 13:50 • Published in USA USA • by Clorox II


(Apologies to Bill Shakespeare)

...He that outlives this week, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of MUT (Military Unit Tournament)
He that shall live this day, and see old “e-age”,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say “To-morrow is MUT-day.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say “These BH medals I scored on MUT Week.”
Old chicks and dudes forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he or she will remember, with advantages,
What feats they did that week. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Cubby the Commander, Grey Fool and Binda,
Animis and ColinLantrip, Lalle and Josh Frost-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And “MUT-Mutha’ #1” shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the e-world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with ST6
Shall be my brother (or sister); be he/she ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his/her condition;
And e-citizens in eUSA now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not SEAL Team 6,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon MUT Week.