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Get live for WTP Congress

Day 3,197, 20:55 • Published in USA USA

• by Serendipitous

Greetings.

Friends, enemies, Pfeiffer, countrymen. Lend me to your breasts.

Today I announce my candidate for WTP Congress. Why, you say? Because I am a bitchboi, a fuccboi, and most of all, a dick. I wish to rule over Kongress with an iron fist. It means so much to a man of so tiny a brain as I. Please vote for our candidate list come the 25th. I have served previously as:

Speaker of the House
Deputy Speaker of the House
Congressional Whip (I balled hard at this position)

And I would like for my sickening grip of control to rain fury on the douchebags of today. Vote WTP for a good time.

Comments

Cubby Day 3,198, 04:50

~INSURGIO!

Serendipitous Day 3,198, 07:32

~INSURGIO!

Oblige Day 3,198, 10:29

Yay.

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