French Update - Day 1,782
Day 1,782, 19:00
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by Monsieur Guillontine
Salut madams and monsieurs,
So as all of you know, I am le Swiss Ambassador to France. Sorry I haven't been giving any updates recently, but here's a little update for you baguette-eating, champagne-drinking, artsy French lovers.
Le French Cabinet
President : AlexMCS182
First Lady : melini
Vice-Presidents : Leuch, Torfyn, ilphen,
Military Advisor and Strategist : Margaret H Thatcher
Secretary of State : Cesare Vino
Campaign Advisors : LaBoudeuZ & Nanotik
Ministers of Foreign Affairs : Finway & VonZIM
Vice-Ministers of Foreign Affairs : PatchWork & J35000
Ministers of Defence : chinou & Ylirion
Vice-Ministers of Defence : Mulltany & FrenchDeathxxl
Ministers of Economy : Totowalker & Tifididl
Vice-Minister of Economy : gigilatrik
Ministers of Communication : Enicay & Nya Muad Dib
Vice-Minister of Communication : MattPanzer
Ministers of Solidarity : Kinea LaReine, niceone30, Robert Laforge
Vice-Ministers of Solidarity : Orsini, HacheMesFesses, ThomasD77
Minister of Population : Elynnie
Vice-Ministers of Population : Jysix & PaeliasFr
Ministers of Interior : Creon Mista & Cesare Vino
Ministers of Lulz : Evoh & Dysh Moten
Vice-Ministers of Lulz : Alexandrin & tibekamer
Top Five Parties
Parti Noeliste Francais
Party President : Stephanof
Orientation : Center, Libertarian
Members : 207
Courant Alternatif
Party President : Christophe.Luis
Orientation : Center, Libertarian
Members : 165
Parti Koinmuniste
Party President : Saberan
Orientation : Far-left, Anarchist
Members : 132
Parti Nova
Party President : Mulltany
Orientation : Center-left, Libertarian
Members : 119
Union des Libres Penseurs
Party President : Enicay
Orientation : Center
Members : 114
French News
Although this is a bit of some old news, France's previous President, Asiah425, was impeached due to her inactivity for 10 days, in which she did not respond to any messages. There is speculation that she lost internet connection. However, because of her inactivity, the impeachment proposal passed, and Christophe Salengro 3 quickly inherited the presidency. Afterwards, France continued as usual.
Unfortunately, the French still remain with only Corsica as their stronghold, as Macedonia and Poland's occupations sustain. The USA is beginning to work it's way through Macedonia's French territories though, so there seems to be some hope for the French. However, relations between the Americans and the French have not been at their highest lately, especially with France's recent resignation from TERRA. Today, France is still isolated from any alliance, though they are deliberating on what to do next. For now, we will have to wait and see which the French people decide to join.
Well, that's all I have for this update. I hope that maybe now, you know a little bit more about le French, and why they eat frog legs... and never, ever forget that French people have the coolest accents in the world. It is le truth!
Let's fight. Fight for peace.
Peace out,
Monsieur Guillontine
Swiss Ambassador to France
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Let's fight. Fight for peace.
nice article
sub 685
Thank you Monsieur l'ambassadeur
Merci Monsieur Ambassador.
I have no good word for American FA. We are under severe TO threat from Serbians as you may know. Just be sure that the common American fighter is opposed to Macedonian BS. Our intention is to bomb them back to the stone age and cripple their bonuses.
With the recent problems with Poland / CTRL alliance and our decision to back out of TERRA and EDEN who knows what will happen. I personally still strongly favor the Croats. Of course I am also strongly in favor of the Swiss.
This leaves me in a peculiar situation. I would love to have all my friends fighting on the same side but as is said in the French language, "C'est la vie.". I play this game to have fun not to have another reason to be mad. 😃😃
Thank you Mr. Ambassador. France always seems to be in trouble... and it cannot all be blamed on outside forces. ^_~