Firo for Congress in Rhode Island

Day 1,676, 11:55 Published in USA USA by Firo Prochainezo

I'm running for Congress with the Feds.
I've done stuff with immigration, I'm not generally characterized as lacking sanity, and I'm also decent around dogs and small children.

Having more than satisfied the requirements to run for congress, I would ask for your vote in Rhode Island on June 25th. Or you could send me a PM detailing all your objections to dogs and small children. Or maybe I denied a friend of yours entrance into the country.

Either way I'll probably just smirk like Sulu here.



With much ambivalence and a touch of competence somewhere in there,
-Firo