eUSA Shout Feed

Day 3,544, 07:09 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Day 3544 of the New World
August 3, 2017











Being permanent Vice President of the United States is a little bit like being married to, oh, I don’t know, let’s say Allison Stokke.





Not a bad gig if you can get it.



You know, every day you wake up and realize that you have this incredible opportunity to, you know, be married to Allison Stokke. Of course a woman like that has incredible appetites… important needs that must be met… and quite honestly she can be a little tempermental at times, but it’s only because she beautiful and complex.



Gawsh, I really love you, eUnited States.



So of course I’m thrilled to be the permanent Vice President of the eUnited States.



And as such, it is my duty to inform you all of important developments that pertain to your daily routine of, you know, whatever it is that you do every day to stay so fit and healthy and sexy and you know, good in bed. And stuff.







And so I want you to be aware of something that I know others have already briefly (and in some cases ignorantly) talked about: The new eUSA Shout Feed.



That feed is visible to all of you beautiful citizens of eUSA. What I want you to know is what potential it has for all of us. We can really use this new feature to “up our game”, and you know what happens when we, um, start getting it up… All good things, baby.



The eUS Feed can only receive shouts from Citizens who hold official titles in the ingame US Government. This means Congressmen, the President, and the 5 official cabinet members as indicated here:






OK, hopefully you already knew this. Because you’re Allison Stokke. And you’re awesome.



But here’s the good thing. Your Government officials are busy concocting all kinds of useful ideas for how to make the most of that US Shout Feed.



Here’s one GREAT example:



Strategest Owl has posted some information pertaining to an ongoing Resistance War that is probably contrary to the conventional wisdom that says we need to win all wars for eUSA.



The information posted by our Owl is exceptionally helpful for several reasons.

It alerts you to how you can contribute to our military goals.
It informs you of an opportunity to gain valuable Freedom Fighter kills.
It assures you that your government volunteers are hard at work.
It offers you a chance to communicate directly with those making the decisions.


That’s right, re-read #4. Did you know that, while the average US Citizen cannot post on the eUSA Shout Feed, s/he can comment on the posts that are there.



So if you are, like, bedazzled about why eUSA would ever want to intentionally lose a Resistance War, you can simply comment on the above-noted OwlTweet something like:

‘Why do we want to lose the RW?’

And - at least in the case of Owl - I can guarantee a sensible and respectful relpy/hoot. Something like:

‘We need to reset Determination there.”



I can say for certain that we will be encouraging more of this kind of thing in all levels of Government.







So here’s what I’m hoping will happen there.


First, I really, really hope that our congresspeople and officials will refrain from spamming the eUSA Shout feed with links to their latest articles. There is ample space for your spam in the friends feed, party feed, and MU feed. I’m also happy to report that except for two congressmen that feed has been gloriously free of spam. Note to my fellow office-holders: let’s agree to keep our article spam out of this feed. The only exceptions I can imagine might be a single shout there from anyone publishing any official GOVERNMENT media. In other words, keep your party and personal media OUT.



Second, I REALLY, really hope that each person who gets elected or appointed to a position of authority in eUSA will respect that feed by keeping their posts to a minimum by only posting what cannot be found anywhere else. In other words, simply dropping a link to Plato’s “Latest Announcements” is not helpful, it just adds white noise to a feed that has tremendous potential so long as it remains filled with vital information and free of detritus.



Third, I really, REALLY hope that all citizens will click on this feed and use it to keep tabs on what is going on in offical channels. Honestly, if you’re like most of us, you’re already fed up with the BH/SH spam on your Friends feed. The friends feed is rediculous these days. Let’s make the eUSA Shout Feed THE place to be...



In brief - the eUSA Shout Feed is totally the place for us to admire our hotness as long as we keep it free of useless junk food and cellulite.



And if we do that, here’s what we look like eUSA:







Gawsh, I really love you, eUnited States.







You may now return to your regularly scheduled clicking