Editorial 10: Day 1,465 - The ANP, Just a Bunch of Crooks
Mr Crumpets
Good Evening eAustralia,
It's been quite a while since I wrote my last editorial, but thought it was wise to write one now, to keep the n00bs in the loop.
The Daily Crumpet upholds the ideals of the Green and Gold Party.
That is, to seek the truth and Keep the Bastards Honest.
No doubt, many of you would have come across this article by ANP Party President TJ Norton.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bring-back-australia-and-keep-her-safe-australia-039-s-unity-government-1910421/1/20
The article promises a 'Unity Government' that will bring eAustralia together and solve our problems.
In between the lines, it tries to paint TJ Norton and his ANP colleagues as the people who will unite our nation for the better.
DON'T BE FOOLED - The ANP are a bunch of crooks.
Pic of TJ Norton during his eDaytime job
For those too young to remember, the ANP have had two Prime Ministers (Country Presidents) and both of them well and truly screwed the country.
The first was Sir_c0nstant.
At times seen as a war hero and a good senator, he longed to be the ANP's first Prime Minister and ended up being so.
He did have to overcome one prior hurdle and that was being sacked from the Ranger Bob government for abusing a script.
That script (IIRC) was meant to email new players on behalf of the government, but Sir_c0nstant abused the script and use it to recruit players to where............. you guessed it, the ANP!
Sir_c0nstant's time as Prime Minister ended in disgrace. It would be reveal that through some money laundering, he was stealing from eAustralia.
When asked to front the people of eAustralia... he went AWOL.
Later, we had the unfortunate pleasure of DocterDry as Prime Minister.
DD would go down as the ONLY Prime Minister to be impeached for incompetence!
An article on his epic failure as PM - promising so much, but failing to deliver when the heat was on - is here...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/editorial-08-day-1-342-no-one-fails-quite-like-the-anp--1830211/1/20
Another thing happened after that article which you all should note.
DD who ran on a platform of transparent government, deleted ALL his cabinet documents/threads before the interim H.Nelson government could take over.
Every other Prime Minister had put their cabinet threads into archive to allow scrutiny by the eAustralian people, BUT the ANP and DD would have none of that.
You see, that's the ANP's ball game. That want to be in charge. If they cannot be in charge, then they'll wreck it.
If TJ Norton wants a 'Unity Government', why has he not offered to be 'second fiddle' to another candidate and party?
Why does the ANP have to be the leaders of this Unity Government?
The facts are, the ANP rarely ever supports another party's candidate - it's always about them and their power trip.
On Election Day there will be a number of candidates, I've already seen SuperChristopher's intentions and I've heard rumour that SRG91 and one of eAustralia's oldest citizens are considering a run.
Whoever you choose on election day on the 5th of December, just do me a favour - don't believe TJ Norton's Unity crap.
Australia is a hotly contest and divided political country and always will be... vote for the guy you think can handle the heat in the kitchen.
Mr Crumpets
Founder of the Green and Gold Party
Former GGP Party President
Former GGP Campaign Manager
Former TBP Campaign Manager
Former ERA Campaign Manager
Former GGP Media Officer
Current Senator for New South Wales (GGP)
Former Minister of Information
Former Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Founder of the former Radio eAustralia News Podcast
Founder of the former eRepublik Radio
Undisputed Smear Campaign King of eAustralia
Comments
The last time eAustralia united was because we needed to impeach DocterDry of the ANP!
'Second fiddle'?
Oh, you mean the last four of five non-ANP governments where we have been wiped by incompetence, god knows how much has been wasted on MPPs that have yielded virtually nothing (can easily be proven from battle hit records) and more lulz than a Stand-up Comic Festival.
So who would you pick?
A PTO'er, a fascist, a minor candidate with no chance of winning, or another hand picked player by the same failed establishment that hates me, my party and everything we stand for?
Wake up Crumpets .. this is old thinking. I said I wanted to get Australia back - not continue the same path of failure.
BTW - I draw the line when you inferred that I was 'crooked'. That sir deserves an apology.
trololol DocteryDry was blocked by the disrupt and disable tactics of timeoin and Tim_Holtz's.
The above article is written by a liar who quit the game once and then came back to make more rancid smells.
Unfortunately Mr Crumpets article is 100% true (and its well known we cannot stand each other) though he did not place a figure on the stolen gold by the ANP government, somewhere in the area of 2500g I believe.
ANP seek to manipulate people into believing their nonsense yet they never back up what they claim they will do. Anyone can offer false promises, Super Chris and Srg are by far the better options for the safety of the nation.
Larni, go back in your little hole. When you understand and comprehend the issue at hand, then you are welcome to make a comment. This is nothing more then lies and propaganda. Crumpet's hasn't had anyone to insult for a while and TJ happens to be a target under his "agenda"
To be fair to the ANP, it wasn't a party effort to steal the gold, it was Sir_c0nstnat working on his own. But c0nstant was the party elder at the time, essentially, what he said went as far as the ANP was concerned, and when an apple is rotten at its core...
I still protest that this article has made a de facto accusation that I have stolen from the eAustralian people. Either retract this article or refer me to the Inspector-General for a full investigation - immediately. Unlike the last time Larni and her crowd made allegations against me without following through, this will not stand.
TJ you are not responsible for what happened in your party before you joined.
The Party however is and you are the Party President.
Perhaps you should have done some research before joining a party that has the reputation of the ANP.
And please feel free to make nonsense threats, there are no lies here. Its all true. You are just running your mouth now and a little upset and I welcome you taking it up with the IG. I am sure you will find that he agrees, Sir C0nstant, the ANP stalwart and long serving member was elected to the office of the CP from the ANP party. He then proceeded to steal a very large chunk of gold from the eAustralian People.
Erep Admin confirmed it was him.
I am not talking about SC, Larni, I'm talking about your useless, baseless, tirades against me for no reason other than you hate my party. This is what makes you the least objective of all the detractors.
Before you try to threaten me again, as I called you on it last time and you relented - which was wise - remember that we both play the same game and should be on the same side. Why you see fit to cause so much division in the community, solely over your ego, befalls any sense of logic. Then again, you have proven time and again that you can't be reasoned with, so any objective person is wasting their time on you. Feel free to continue trolling - that is after all your greatest contribution to the country.
Relented? no dear I just pointed out there was nothing the IG could do about your whingy little complaints. I am free to comment as much as I feel even if you don't like it. Its called democracy. much as you hate it.
As I have said many times in the past, feel free to compare records, so far you have done nothing other than speak nonsense.
Here's some facts ...
ANP was successful because they COMMUNICATED with their members.
ANP was successful because they HELPED their members for missions and all game mechanics teaching them how to play the game fairly and were always there for support.
ANP until the scandal was the best party to join with the best economic policies (ask finance guru venja on that one)
All this slander is just "Crowded House" doing what he does best, bullshit, and quite frankly he's pretty good at spinning a good yarn, but eAus needs go getters and i believe TJ is ready to step up to the plate.
Too many times have we seen someone been shot down before they have had a chance to prove themselves, let the man have a fair run and if elected let it run it's course, then and ONLY then are you welcome to criticize someone for their actions.
You guys only make yourselves look like fools with this blatant trolling, grow up.
Henry there is a difference between trolling and truth. There is also a reason Viado and CH have both released articles about it and neither have anything to do with the CP election. They are simply pointing out the facts that TJ seems to be neglecting with his propaganda.
As for TJ being CP, when this all began I wished him well, then he shot himself in the foot by resorting to underhanded tactics aimed at manipulating new players into voting for him. Even his shouts (see Viado's article) are sure sign of the game he is playing.
Manipulating? How? Because I welcome people who disagree with me to become involved in government? You should try it some time, Larni.
Oh no, that's right. That would mean you have to get involved in something more than trolling. My bad 😛
If you disagree, you must be trolling. It's a Larni classic, as predictable as the sun rising in the morning.
um TJ I have done more in Gov than you can possible imagine, but alas the propaganda machine means you have to keep making up half arsed comments.
Please lets compare records.
Oh nvm I am still waiting for you to actually do something productive for the nation.
thanks mr crumpets.. I ignored all these episodes of eAus history
don't forget the multi voting scandal
Guys... wth...
Larni,you have right & truth on your side. Don't let the trolls get you down.
Their posts form telling propaganda for NOT letting ANP and anyone associated with them ever hold any position of responsibility in eAus.
Especially not where they can get their hands on the Nations funds
@Larni
I have been here about 3 months. I haven't seen you do anything except troll articles. Unless the article trolling is what you are talking about that you have "done"
@ kevin krudd oh no you don't want to start larni talking about what she's done.
LOL you guys take this way too seriously
Now GnG, Im really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but ANP is one of the best parties of all time. One of the best parties of all time!
Interesting Article MC. Agree with some of it, but I do think the all a bunch of crooks comment was a bit harsh. While I agree that the ANP has had its scandels and issues I don't think you can really label every member of them a crook. I have to agree with Henry's comment though that the:
ANP...[had] the best economic policies
Thats certainly true, they did know the economics of the game in the old days, and Venja is certainly the best at it. And I freely admit that as a business person Infin was one of the best Industrial Ministers I have seen when the game allowed Orgs and National companies.
I don't think its fair to label TJ a crook though. While he has been hypocritical in some of his articles I wouldn't go to the extreme of calling him a crook.
KK hot tip, last time I did something Java burned.
How is a party that has failed so many times considered 'the best'? They have had 2 CP's who both failed miserable. Truth be told Sir C's term as CP is so tarnished by what he did at the end that the 'good' times before it no longer seem to matter and Discrate did nothing at all.
The party is far from even being the success it should be because its powermongers are more adept at gutter politics and manipulations rather than any actual policies or real political skill.
TJ I look forward to reading an article of substance, I want to read how you plan on resolving eAus troubles cause although you seem to be sliding towards the 'lessor' end of the scale you obviously have the knowledge to succeed if you decide to put in the hard work and do the job properly. But while you play silly little games, you will always be called on them.
Larni, SC did have a long run as PM, I doubt he really told the Party what he was doing so you can't really include them in it. You also have to admit that we have had bad PMs that were not ANP as well.
Can't really comment on DD's term in office, wasn't really here, but from what I saw on the forums it didn't help everybody slanging off at him, ok he may have not done the responsible thing at times but from what I saw the country really didn't get behind him. Although, that said, if your going to troll others and constantly bag what they do, if you get in the hot seat you have to be prepared to cop the same in return.
I do agree with you though. From TJ's comments he obviously has a plan or at least an idea of what he is going to do if he becomes PM, I too would also like to something of substance and plans or suggestions that is going to achieve what he wants.
It is fair and right to hold aspiring officials to account in the same category as those who are elected. What escapes the political field is that TJ has yet to produce his policies as the party has yet to declare him, or anyone for that matter, as the standard bearer for the ANP to front the election. How can someone who is yet to be preselected by their party represent them in the campaign? My goodness. One thing at a time.
Jim, it can be expected because TJ HIMSELF notified the General Public that he was the "official CP candidate" for the ANP, or have you forgotten this:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-first-announcement-as-an-official-cp-candidate-and-the-cabinet-1911696/1/20
That pretty much says it all in my books, and says that the ANP has already made its decision.
Of all people I feel for it's Chris for appointing you to anything Larni - because you are an idiot. I was a pre-selection candidate when we were debating last night. Do you know what that means or do you need someone to teach you? I'll explain it anyway due to the known fact that you're dumb. It means that I was running for my party's endorsement, but at that point the nominations hadn't closed. When I wrote that article above, it was official at that stage.
Get your facts straight before you run off at the chops. Opps - too late, you already did.
Go back to fighting or whatever it is that you did so well, so long ago that soon nobody will remember. You need new clothes, Empress.
Haha i left the ANP and joined the GGP to escape from TJ Norton prime ministerial campaign.