Edition 01: Day 1,282 - A Quiet Australia

Day 1,282, 04:11 • Published in Australia Australia • by Mr Crumpets


Players bitching about eRepublik



In a case of "Yawn, nothing new", prominent player Glove is complaining about all the flaws in eRepublik - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/what-i-like-about-erepublik-1781778/1/20

Glove was originally banned by Plato which saw a number of USA and European players threaten another so-called revolution.

However, Glove has had he's ban overturned and the revolution (which would have been a disaster as always) never eventuated.

A guide to (screwing up) politics



Political Player and general troll DocterDry has released his Politics 101 guide on the eAustralian forums - http://community.auserepublik.com/index.php?topic=15202.0

The founding member of the Australian National Party (version 2) has gloated about how he has ruled and destroyed politics in eAustralia.

The sentiment so far on the forums is that of agreement. DocterDry has well and truly stuffed up Australia.

People begging for your vote



It's eAustralian Senate (Congress) Election Day and it's that time where anyone and everyone come crawling for your vote.

Due to the lack of any decent media activity in eAustralia over the last few months, we see only a handful of election articles (and no analysis).

Those seeking to suck you in, errr, wanting your vote are...

Majester - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/majester-for-senate-in-wa-1781733/1/20

Arthinian - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/sooo-i-am-running-for-a-senate-seat-in-wa-just-one-that-039-s-all--1780679/1/20

Mikey 246 - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-platform-for-congress1-1780481/1/20

Your a n00b and you just don't get it



Recently you might have seen three new shiny missions appear on your eRepublik home page.

Like any experienced player would know... they are full of ****.

However, if you REALLY want to complete the mission, the eAussie Government gives you the run-down here - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-dept-of-information-new-missions-and-500-health-points-per-day-1780389/1/20

Who do I Shoot?



Currently there are no orders from the Australian Defence Force.
For any order updates go to http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/aus-department-of-defence-187245/1

Crimson Devils current orders are to drink more beer and look at naked women until we tell you shoot somebody.

Orders (and to enlist) are here http://bruckscanucks.forumotion.ca/

Joke of the Day

DocterDry

Daily Crumpet Comic



Closing Credits Kitty