Drive them crazy Vote Rylde for CP
Day 3,484, 20:35
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by Rylde
So how is everyone enjoying our slow death crawl into oblivion playing whats left of eRepublik in eCanada?
Whats that you say?
Do I have a method to speed up the death process?
Why yes sir I do.
It definitely is a slow march of boredom especially with the super friends in charge. Nothing of interest has happened since I poked Serbia in the eye with 100k cc.
That drove everyone on both sides insane. Was well worth the money in entertainment value alone. I've also continued to anger the established CPF govt by holding 400k cc until wartime and its needed. Which they know with them in charge will be never. So I guess them knowing that I'll be holding the money indefinitely, they see it as theft. With that logic I now see there point. I becomed a Rolo.
I think with me running for CP and possibly winning will go a long way to watching some citizens heads implode. That in itself should be worth the price of admission and a ballot in my favour.
I see the options as
1. Watching peaceful citizens go crazy and me inciting chaos.
Or
2. Watching peaceful citizens play house.
I would think there is no option after the first. That is just me and I've been called many things. 90% of the time not good but I get by.
The Whorehouse has a strong congress atm so getting back up to pass laws no matter how crazy isn't out of the question. Not everyone shows up to vote so anything is possible in congress.
For starters I think it would be fun to kick Serbia out of Newfoundland. There not paying rent for it and have been asked to leave and won't.
Be fun to throw some money at that just to watch Chopp squirm a bit with screwing with his precious home country. I'm always up for showcasing some of my hate mail.
We have a nice little TW we can screw around with for lulz if enough people are bored enough to go crap on the current govts hard work. That could be fun. We could keep a tally of heads exploding.
Dumping the current TW to go punch someone in that area could be a thing. Why put thought into it. Place countries names in a hat and pull one out. Of course that's sounds like a lot of work to and it is easier to destroy than create.
We need to give into our baser instincts in this fake world persona simulater that has zero actual bearing on Real life and go fling some Sh*t in someones eye at home or abroad.
FAKE PERSONA WORLD SIMULATER!!!
In closing enough of this boring house crap and lets do something stupid and crazy by Voting Rylde for CP on June 5th.
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Let's screw over our allies so Rylde can prove how anti establishment he is. You go man child.
You keep throwing around names and sh*t but its all for fun. Apparently I'm not the only one who has to grow up playing a GAME.
If I'm going out I would rather screw one of the groups that screwed us over, not the ones that have helped us. or get a small ally wiped for our fun.
Your real goal is screw eCanada over.
I prefer to call it cheap easily attainable fun.
Yeah lets go bloody some noses for realz!!! like that last time you tried and EPIC FAILED and then blamed everyone but yourself for your stupid assed decisions.
No.
No more Rylde. Vote Exalted Druid.
Still accomplished and had more fun than a CPF term lmao!!!
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Where is the money you stole ? 😃
Need it for CO'S to boot Serbia out of Newfoundland.
I gave you gonorrhoea, and all you gave me you this lousy michael scott parody. Where is the chaotic mess you promised. boring.
I was in many Govts with you so I have seen that your intentions are good but you're doing it all in a wrong way. Some people may not understand that but I do so you had some credit until your last term.
-COing against someone who is giving your country protection and rent every month is not cool.
-Pissing on everyone, insulting everyone and calling them stupid names in our alliance is not cool.
-Proposing to leave alliance when at this moment there is no alternative with Asteria and Orion on our side and rental agreement with Serbia and Romania. That money and protection they will never give to anyone else and we can't get that money/protection from anyone else. Whenever you/we want to admit that or not I don't care.
-I was 3 times in your Govt.I was there for you when ever you asked and give my best. Whenever you want to admit that or not I don't care.
Cheers!
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Rylde, if not for us, do it for your children. Don't waste your hard earned social benefits on eRepublik. Real Canadians are working hard so that you can live in your mom's basement (or is it your girlfriend's mom's basement, I get those confused). Do the noble thing and just walk away. You know you're only doing this for the attention. Be a man and end this nonsense.