Dear Government People
AlTounsi.
Note: This article is for people who hold an official government position under the presidictatress Handlimbgirl. If you are not of the holding an position under the dictating damsel movingstickboneflesh then please stop reading now.
All people who are not members of the elite of the elite of the elite in the top tier of the top government of the top (finger)gun, are totally barred from reading this article. It is for kabalists only. If you are not part of the elite meta-shadow-government who rules from the shadows and siphons your hard-earned dollarpixels from you on a daily basis, YOU MUST STOP READING NOW. This article isn't made for you, so you won't understand what's going to be said, because elite mensan members with IQs of (2006 meme) are the only people with the smahts enough to comprehend any of this.
If you are the kind of person who has let their parents down with the simple act of their birth, which I assure you is not the case of any shlick-lickin' money-swimming ubermensch in the cabinet, then you must limit yourself to voting. Definitely subscribe, and possibly comment. HOWEVER you must realize that this article is not for your eyes to behold. It has seven trojan condom layers worth of protection over it.
Fellow Xenophobic patrician nobles of FaustGal's ownerhood, please be on the watchout for any ignoble or downright MEXICAN readers of this article, and blacklist them immediately. This article is not for normal americans or foreigners. It is only for the cabinet of fingerguns, as I have stated multiple times throughout the contents of the article, which you are not meant to be reading, you filthy, stupid, disgusting low-born american trash.
Your rudeness is unprecedented, to be reading the article this far, despite all of the measures that have been taken to keep you out. I would expect the uncouth foreigners to have ignored all of the warnings in this article, but for you, an American, to be reading this far, please just take a hint.
DO NOT READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE GOVERNMENT CABINET OF THE MONTH OF JANUARY 2017 IN DIO'S GLORIOUS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION TO POSE THAT VIOLATES MANY INTERNATIONAL TREATIES AND THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS GET OUT OF MY ARTICLE YOU SWINE
So guys, I was wondering, how do you think we can get more average run-of-the-mill americans involved in the government process? It's a real conundrum.
Comments
this article isn't the answer I can tell you that
Show me your credentials first.
endorsedbytheelitistelitistmetametaelitistmasterofelitistcabalmetafucks
get Ilene Dover, Elite Matermind of the SFP in to fix it. :^)
Mutter?
Been there, done that. Nobody listened. 🙂
your right = not worth reading and I did stop
you're a true patriot.
total BS, I have never been a fan of New England
Well you can't just group all BS together like that. Canada is pretty shit though, so I agree.
as an elitest you completely missed my reference...
Clearly.
The answer: kill all the Elitist scum!
xD
I voted and endorsed.
Mafiosi have dominated eBrasil, I'm leaving eRep..
Companies only 8 golds.
Sell companies houseQ1 in Washington only 9 golds and returning 1 gold.
Sell companies foodQ1 in District of Columbia only 9 golds and returning 1 gold.
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at least I know you didn't read the article. Thank you.
~hyuu~
Maybe an article about kale.
Stopped reading, when I was told. Is it cool to read the comments?
Throwing out all those nonelected 'advisors' like dmjohnson who no longer play eRepublik and blacklisting the traitorous defector Pfeiffer Period would be a good start....
A good start to WHAT, Franklin?
Did you read the article?
DID YOU READ THE ARTICLE
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT READ THE ARTICLE, FRANKLIN.
Since I am not an elitist I stopped reading your article as instructed...
You've made me look up several words in the dictionary. Thanks.
I read all articles backward so none of your warnings applied.
Damn Muslims.
I demand to be voted into Congress!
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2628215/1/20
Do a twirl and tap your heels together thrice.
by electing ajay
I thought it was Chickensguys
http://giphy.com/gifs/YWwYgeKquXKJq/html5