Dear British Patriots

Day 3,492, 12:06 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Invalidation


This is my rallying call to all true red-blooded flag-waving British Patriots. Our country needs strong and stable leadership from a party that respects the traditional British values of Great Britain.
Sadly, The British Patriots is the only party in the country that has ANY values whatsoever. Despite this, the party has languished under poor leadership for centuries. "Sir Winston S Churchill" isn't even the real Churchill, he died in 1965.



All British Patriots must put their hopes into a true leader. Put your hopes into an artistic, intellectual scholar whose heart pumps pure patriotic fervour.
All British Patriots must vote for INVALIDATION if they have any love whatsoever for their country. The alternative is treachery, treason, betrayal and stupidity.





THE AGENDA




In the British Patriots we will not have wooly policies just to sound like we stand for something. When we take a stance we mean it. That's why we will be setting out a POLICES document, which will be the law that sets out the British Patriots values.
When we gain control of the country, our Polices will be rolled out nation-wide to ensure that even the non-patriotic public share our very British values.



In the British Patriots we will run only the most worthy, loyal candidates for Coingress. The main function of Coingress in other parties is purely to give the inner circle 5 gold per month. We will enforce a 5 gold deposit for all those wishing to run for Coingress in the party, along with mandatory media and paramilitary presence for our candidates.
The 5 gold deposit will be non-refundable, and shall be re-distributed to those in the party with the most need.



In the British Patriots we will be one step ahead of the news. It is our belief that to keep the public informed that we need to know the news before it is published. To ensure that we are always the first and prime source of information for members of our party and the non-patriotic public too, we will make the news not just write about it.
Additional efforts will be made to pre-empt news in our Patriotic articles, which when published may seem fantastical but will in fact be happening in the near future.



In the British Patriots we will support only the most regal candidates for Country Resident. We believe that the citizen who gets to live in the only Q5 house in the country at London should be as monarchial as possible. Ideally this would be Mr Woldy, the King of our Great Britain, but another suitably regal citizen could maintain the Q5 house until he comes to claim it.
Under no circumstances will the British Patriots support a candidate whose name sounds a bit foreign (like Dishmcds), that would be the highest form of treachery.



If you are British, if you are a Patriot, if you are a British Patriot - VOTE FOR INVALIDATION. Voting for Invalidation as Party President of British Patriots is the only thing worth doing on the 15th of June. DON'T FAIL.