Coup d'etat. Coup d' what what!

Day 5,181, 06:19 • Published in Canada Albania • by Roger Griswald


Impatient imposters implode our imperium. Or do they? I is for impeach-detta. 😉

My fellow citizens,

The days of bounty and greater-ness may be stamped out. Our Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord, CP Mann551, is under threat of a sinister plot from his most trusted advisors.

I write to you in the late hour of an underhanded coup d'etat. A conspiracy, turned reality, that threatens to upend our nation.

You may think that this is a great-er-ness-ly amazing thing--stamping out the SLGO--but you may be wrong.

We do not know who is organizing the downfall of Mann551, but the name being whispered most is Kippers.

Kippers had long pined to hold the true seat of power again. And nearly took it last month, being edged out by our SLGO. It seems that was not the end of the campaign for Kippers. His work turned to the shadows. Working slowly, by planting the seeds of distrust and revenge.

When the SLGO was convinced to Air Strike Australia yesterday, by his most-trusted advisors—Kippers likely knew it was time to bring the hammer down on Mann551. Actions were swift and effective. Vailed by fog and confusion, Thedillpickl was likely used as a pawn to press for impeachment of our SLGO.



In the chaos that ensued, Kippers (or maybe someone else—but likely him) moved swiftly and surgically. In mere hours, in the middle of the night, 16 votes had been cast to impeach.

As the morning light dispels the darkness, will this plot of sinister origins be snuffed out?

Will our SLGO, CP Mann551, be able to continue to make Canada great again-er?



A handful of Congress members, who have yet to cast vote, will decide the future of our democracy.

Let’s hope they click the right (or left) button.

Love and kisses,
Roger


This article was NOT edited from its original version to conform to decree 315 of Supreme Leader and Generous Overlord (SLGO), CP Mann551, which prevents criticism of the SLGO—because he is in hiding.


ADD COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU HAVE MORE "EVIDENCE" THAT IT WAS KIPPERS. LOL