BOLD NEW CITIZEN OF THE USA

Day 3,608, 05:56 Published in USA USA by DavidGrey

RICHMOND, VA: A new citizen has arrived, and he is moving like a rifle round. He is already level 17, is running for presidency of his party, and has started this newspaper! Some may wonder whether he's dumb, he's arrogant, or maybe he's a nut? Maybe a little of everything!