America, I see that I've caught you by surprise

Day 1,163, 18:52 • Published in USA Australia • by Justin McCravok
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My good people, I've been a part of your executive cabinet for over four months now. Lantrip, Hamilton, Frost, Haliman; I've been in all of their presidential cabinets. I've been a part of American party politics and the United Independents Party for over a year, including two terms as Party President. I've been through the great GF Day and I've been mentored by Jewitt, Batterytime, and Woxan. I've been an Ambassador two times, and I even helped Fionia run the North American University back in June. Day in and day out I work towards success, along my road being the greatest Secretary of Interior of all time and quite possibly the greatest Deputy Chief of Staff of all time too. I put 110% into everything I do, and when I do what I do, everything involved turns to gold (not to stretch my ePeen or anything

With that being said, my dear Americans and my three foreign readers, I am hereby announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America. And no, this is not like that one time I ran for President in November. Oh no. You see, this isn't fictionalized. This is real. This is happening, right here, and right now.

Some of you may not take me seriously. Some of you may think I'm a joke, a fraud, a waste of precious eRepublik server space. Well, to you people out their who don't believe, don't feel I can make it in the big time, all I want for Valentine's Day is a chance to prove you wrong. Give me the chance to show you that I have potential, that I can do what any other president before me has done and more. Give me a chance to shine, to prove myself to any doubters, to make America greater then it is now.

And to all of my believers, all of those who will actually considering voting for me on February 5th: Thank you. Most likely you've been following me for months now, and have been my friend the entire time. You guys, all of you, are the only reason I even stay here anymore. I hope you can say the same for me, and can say that I've been a great friend through the eDays. I assure, If elected as president, nothing will change. I'll still be your friend and I'll still love you equally. Except for that one Blank Keating guy, I never liked him in the first place


Before I go America, let me leave you with this final statement: they say that celebrities die in three's. Well, looks like three of eAmerica's celebrities have gotten the bug, as they say their goodbyes to the eWorld.

-Glove is going to be banned in a few days, and his time is running short. Message him and tell him how much you love him before he goes, because you do love him. Everyone does.

-Iasov is perma banned for "multis". Yeah, Iasov, I know...he's not the multi type, is he? That's because he didn't actually multi, at least, that's what he says. I believe him. This is wrong, and I want him unbanned. Hear my cries Admin, unban Iasov.

-Goodbye Kid A. It's been a memorable journey, and our days in the White House may've been few, but there were many of good times. I hope to see you backin the game soon.