A Happy Announcement

Day 519, 16:29 Published in USA USA by American Border Collie

I am excited to announce the happy eMarriage of Five and Muljo. At a stunning IRC ceremony twice performed by the Reverend John Jay (since he forgot about the rings the first time around), Five and Muljo became one at 6:37 PM EST on April 22, 2009. In attendance were William Shafer, John Jay, Hari, Ryan, Erwin, American Border Collie, and Objection Cricket (who just won't leave).

After the party, the wedding party and guests moved over to the #eVIP channel. The party rocked out to Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" and AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" while playing with sensitive firearms and explosives provided by the Sexy Barmaid. The couple shared their first married dance to Bon Jovi's "I'll Be There for You."

The boquet was caught by Objection Cricket who immediately objected to catching it, and the garter was not thrown due to everyone leaving the party early. Muljo and Five immediately proceeded to #hotel_room to partake in the traditional post-wedding "activity."

Again, congratulations to the happy couple.