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Oih Comrade, over here,

It's your old pal, Rex! You are probably wondering where this handsome fella went off to for a bit. Well, much like our glorious leader, I am constantly watching over everything you have been doing and judging you mercilessly. What you have been buffeted from, however, is my silence which can be blamed on the good news that I have passed another year of university. This good news allowed me to go on a short holiday to a camp in the North; pictured below.



Now you are probably wondering why I have decided to type this article up. Two reasons mainly, first is that I have a lovely quiz to see who amongst you are worthy of the state's acknowledgement, second is that as a champion of the working class I am forced to stand up and be the mouthpiece for the millions reading this at home. The second shall be talked about first, for we do not hide from the things that hinder our growth. This new segment shall be called...

Gulag's are made for these, who am I to disagree!





I would like to make a serious note that Gulag's were made for counter-revolutionaries, and so it must be remembered that this segment falls under the definition of a gag only, please do not turn these traitors in to your nearest police station. Now moving on...

It has come to the attention of this comrade that counter-revolutionaries are pro-actively going out of their way to not only deter the progress of the revolutionary forces at work in the state but to also completely destroy the work of a democratically-decided people's republic.

For the charge of obstructing progress, revisionist scum have found their way into congress and deterred the remaining members from coming to a consensus on a new citizen message by growling about the leadership of previous leaders. As we all know, it is illegal to create cults of personality, and therefore all active participants are to be notified of imprisonment. Cults of personality lead to revisionism, which prevents new leadership from being able to innovate with new styles and strategies beyond that of previous leaders. A second piece of evidence stems from constant screams for war and preventing the CP from thinking through such important decisions, by seeking advice from the public Dish has given congress the best gift of all, a chance to say they played a major role in this term. Whilst our glorious leader, Dish, does not fall victim to the title of tyrant, he shows the love of democracy in his heart by allowing those who most care about the future of the country to have a say in their future. Those who reject Dish on these principles can only be seen as blind reactionaries, looking to exploit the good will of all men.

On the second charge, reactionaries are pushing for the overthrow of this democratically-elected government on no evidence than their own pursuit of power. Do not listen to these men, they are cowards as they choose not to do their own dirty work and will backstab you once you have fallen for their terrible propaganda. Dish has put in much more work, writing articles, allowing for democratic votes and being always active on Discord and in PMs,than he has needed to. Although these yips from a few misguided men are lacking and laughable, we must always be reminded of the passion put into a job can do in such a prestigious position. Though cowards flinch and traitors snear, we must keep the red flag flying in brazen confrontation of such destructive words regardless of their size or strength.



Now it is time for the Quiz:
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1. What is the name of the famous Cuban Revolutionary that died last year in 2016?
2. Rosa Luxemburg is a famous Revolutionary founded the Spartacist League in which country?
3. Finish the quote, 'Though Cowards flinch and traitors...'
4. The U.S. led an illegal invasion of which country in 1955 that ultimately failed.
5. Which USSR leader held talks with John F. Kennedy over nuclear weapons on the island of Cuba?

You do not have to get them all right, the person with the most right answers will get a special secret prize that will be handed out by our very own NKVD.