[vCP] Competition time! All are required to enter!

Day 3,489, 08:28 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Deputy Prime Minister


Greetings Comrades,

Rex coming at you from his new office with a brand spanking new competition for you guys. Now you are probably wondering why Rex is being so nice to you. Well, being a man of the people, I have graciously sacrificed my own time to beg Dish to give me some money to consolidate my own position in Euk politics. Being the naïve trot that he is, he gave me the money on the basic condition that I invest it back into the community though a competition that will distract the working masses from their gruelling and oppressed lives. Unfortunately for Dish, I am renowned for my amazing skills at arousing the passion in the proletariat and so he will soon fall to the glory that is my B in GCSE English.
Now you are probably thinking to yourself, ‘Glorious Comrade Rex, how may I be a part of your new cultural revolution?’ Well, all you to do is…



Then just comment your memes below.

There you have it; the collectivisation of memes has gone into effect. Now go forth and do as your government has instructed. The fate of the global working-class rests squarely on all of you possible Stakhanovites.



Well if it was my regime you would be strung up against a wall for your greedy agenda. So, instead the government will be handing out a reward for the winning artist’s work. You will be able to pick up your reward by dropping everything you are doing and taking a long walk to the bread line in Kazakhstan. Here is your possible reward, you filthy kulak.



That is right! You will get a whole 10,000 GBP that you will can give back to the state once you receive it. Now, hurry up and post before we need to send the secret police over to check that you are well. Until we meet again…