[UKRP] Outgoing PP Drivel
Day 3,587, 19:36
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by Rob the Bruce
WHAT DID I ACHIEVE
1. Incredibly marginal media presence, which was still more than TUP and I think more than WRP. Can't remember what Pirate Cats have done and PCP is constantly posting rubbish nobody cares about soooo
2. Made roachford run for CP and he won. Don't let your memes be dreams, kids.
3. Did kinda shit in the congress election. Does anybody care? I dunno. I didn't? Somebody might've
4. Occasionally got drunk.
5. erm...hm
ROB'S OVERALL RATING OF HIMSELF™: Like a 7/10 comparative to those who came before me, I think.
IN CONCLUSION
I think all of UKRP are good guys. I also think this article is pointless. As is all of our lives, probably. I mean idk about you lads but I'm doing a philosophy degree so like... lmao them positive contributions just ain't there.
I'm sure whoever's next will be worse than me despite not drinking for 1/3 of the term like I did. It's a shame. I'll love them anyway tho
love you all xoxoxdoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxo
I wasn't drunk enough for this article I'm sorry
-Rim the Jews(?)
1. Incredibly marginal media presence, which was still more than TUP and I think more than WRP. Can't remember what Pirate Cats have done and PCP is constantly posting rubbish nobody cares about soooo
2. Made roachford run for CP and he won. Don't let your memes be dreams, kids.
3. Did kinda shit in the congress election. Does anybody care? I dunno. I didn't? Somebody might've
4. Occasionally got drunk.
5. erm...hm
ROB'S OVERALL RATING OF HIMSELF™: Like a 7/10 comparative to those who came before me, I think.
IN CONCLUSION
I think all of UKRP are good guys. I also think this article is pointless. As is all of our lives, probably. I mean idk about you lads but I'm doing a philosophy degree so like... lmao them positive contributions just ain't there.
I'm sure whoever's next will be worse than me despite not drinking for 1/3 of the term like I did. It's a shame. I'll love them anyway tho
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love you all xoxoxdoxoxoxoxxooxoxoxo
I wasn't drunk enough for this article I'm sorry
-Rim the Jews(?)
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You suck and so does your party!
yup
TL😉R 8/10 needs more cats.
Since I can't be bothered writing an article for Best PCP, here's what I did during my PP term:
1. Slept.
2. Changed the party name. Twice. For shits and giggles. And changed the logo too. Twice.
3. Made Best PCP into the best party with the initials PCP.
4. Declared that UKRP tastes like soot and poo.
5. Realised that 4 was actually after I resigned as Best PCP PP today. Even though I'm no longer Best PCP PP.
All admirable achievements. Congratulations o7