(UKRP) One List to Rule Them All

Day 2,652, 08:50 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Massacar
Hey Fataliix, hey everyone else. Look I did a thing.



That's right, it's that time for the list of lists to be unveiled. To show you the public, and you the mongressman hopefuls, who may appear in congress. I will give a detailed list of the top 8 seeing as that's how many we are likely to get into congress, but don't worry I am ordering the rest of the list with equal care.


1. Fataliix- Emperor of the UKRP and also one of the best people in this game. Fataliix is one of the best types of players, he can take a joke and he can make a joke, but he knows when to be serious about something and how not to go too far. Aside from a successful past term as our PP, he's got plenty of mongress experience and no qualms with transparency.

My favorite bit, " Whilst I was especially drunk one day I logged on and started clicking away to shoot some of those Norwegian scallywags, when I discovered that alcohol + superintenseclicking caused my hand to rip a small hole in the fabric of space. Now, I was initially just amused and carried on fighting, ignoring the ominous glowing tear in existence in front of me, but when my drunk started to wear off I thought I should probably check that sh*t out so I could get a free holiday to Sweden for a Nobel Prize. I opened the crack as if I was opening Wayne's butthole on one of those evenings we spend together, and I entered the crack in very much the same fashion."


2. WookieO- Our own resident fur-ball is holding the number 2 spot on the list. Wook is a very experienced player as well as being competent, but importantly he knows how to have fun.

Favorite bit from the application,
"As a young wookie I dreamed of reaching the stars, emulating my cousin Chewbacca and becoming a movie heart throb. Alas my parents did not have the same dream for me and I ended up studying to be a chartered accountant. It was hard work, literally hours spent counting on my abacus and writing 8008135 on my Casio calculator and giggling."


3. Billy Randall- One of the most controversial on this list. Billy is new to the game having been here only a month, and I've gone back and forth on deciding to place him on this list due to his youth. Billy has shown an interest in this game, and has made sure that he's actively involved in the running of it. He may be a newbie but he's made himself known and I believe that he may be one of the UK's up an coming players. I may be taking a chance with him, but I think he's a good chance to take and I am confident he won't let me down.

Favorite bit,
"Afternoon with Wayne? Probably tie him up and do some kinky fifty shades of grey sh*t too him."


4. Rob the Bruce- Another excellent and experienced congressman, Rob has served well in the past and shows every indication of doing so in the future.

Favorite bit,
"I'd spend an afternoon with Wayne knee deep in his blood or something, you know, the usual."


5. Chaz- Chaz is another competent but also interesting player. His experience is obvious and speaks for itself, but I've also seen him engage those less knowledgeable in discussion and actually work to educate people. He also is one who is reliable but doesn't treat this game like it's real life so that's a plus.


6. gali- This is when I say, "Dear god, what am I doing?". Gali is unquestionably active and borderline obnoxiously enthusiastic. With some experience in both ministries and congress, he's made sure that he's known to many. I know he'll do his best to represent the UKRP.

Favorite bit,
"So, if I get elected I'll continue to make Mongress fun, but will mainly continue to put the same energy and intelligence into Congress that I always do. I'll leave the Mongin to dougal...
FUR TEH BAWW."


7. Lionbeard- A UKRP oldfag, he's got experience and he's been active in the party.

Favorite bit,
"Afternoon with Wayne: You should be asking him how he'd like to spend his afternoon with me."



8. Cygnus- A returning UKRP player, I remember first meeting him way back in my early days of erep when I worked for the NHS under him. Cyg is a player who had a lot of experience and has been very active in the past.

Past experience,
"2x MoH | 4x NHS Staff
3x Ambassador
2x MoHA
1x UKRP PP | 4x UKRP vPP
1x vCP
And 2x UKRP Congressman"

There you have it, that's what the top 8 shall be for our mongress. Many people put them self forward, and at about 10 of you actually sent in applications. If possible I would have put almost all of you in the top group but alas it's not the way of our congress.

Tacos





tl;dr

I have chosen who will be congress
Hopefully they're good
I like tacos.
Edit

I expect my congressmen to be active and involved. If any of you prove to the contrary and are just sitting idle your term in congress don't expect a seat from me should I be PP again.
P.S.



I'm placing you in #9 certacito, if you want the congress seat show us how it's done.