[UKRP] Leave it to us, we can sort this fecking mess out...

Day 3,201, 11:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by WookieO


Blimey, it's been a while....

I haven't written an article for yonks....had more important things to do to be perfectly honest. However I've found a small sliver of free time in my schedule and I thought it was damn important to remind those of you who haven't voted yet, to consider the admirable qualities of the United Kingdom Reform Party.


Everything doesn't suck today, not in the UKRP. Honest, guv...

The fan-bleedin'-tastic candidates we're running this month...

Thomas765
He was a Dentist once upon a time and he's eager to get involved in Congress shenanigans again...obvious first choice on the list. Former eUK CP.

Dave Trenga
It's Dave. Nuff said. Former CP of somewhere or other.

Addaway.
He's like Marmite. But nobody can say he can't admin like a motherhumper. Former eUK CP.

Me...WookieO
He's a bit of a twazzock, but the public seem to like voting for him. Former eUK CP.

Rob the Bruce
Rob, KING of the leaks articles.

certacito
He's old, he likes voting on things, perfect for Congress.

Sambo223
Sambo has magical powers. Former eUK CP.

Kapten Johnson
Kapten likes to make you think he's normal. FAR from it. That's why we love 'im.

Rohirrin
Roh....Roh, Roh, Roh....likes to pick raspberries in his spare time.

Fataliix
Fata is like a good brie, he gets smellier with age. Former eUK CP.

Sir Charles Moncrieff
Charlie was once the proud owner of a Triumph Stag. True story.

Sir Humphrey Appleby
Applebum loves legislation, but he also loves burning stuff...good for this month where we all intend to set light to the statute book. Former eUK CP.

gali2332
Apparently Gali wants to die. We won't let him. In fact, send him a short PM letting him know how much you love him. He'll like that.



Right, that's it for now. My time is precious. Vote for the UKRP and you'll just feel better about yourself. This is a fact.

I'll leave you with a song that resonates with me in these crazy times we find ourselves in....





WookieO

President of the UK Reform Party
Hairiest ex-CP of the eUK
Royal Whipping Boy