[THUNDER THOUGHTS] Volume Four

Day 3,390, 20:00 • Published in USA Japan • by Hans Yamamoto
[THUNDER THOUGHTS]
Greetings Boomers! We have yet survived another week here on this beautiful planet. How great right? Just think: Monday is right around the corner. God I love my optimism hahaha. Anyways, I made my trip to the Capital and learned about the congressional process. I even saw the candidates speak their policies to the masses. You could hear the cries for no more dictatorship. I did not take any pictures; however, I shall on my next visit. Back to D.C. I go. Next time, someone should go on a trip with me. I was nervous to see if I could inquire a candidate into the paper. First time jitters I would say. I cannot wait for my chance to serve my district! So that was my week in a nutshell.

NEWS
The race is on ladies, gentlemen, pony-like-men/women...? We have our candidates for the upcoming elections. Dictatorship seems to be the main focus when it comes to abolishing the office. Who are the Candidates?

Derphoof - USWP
bugbox - EZC's Apolitical Party
fingerguns - Cocktail Party
Radenko M Confront - Engage - Erase
GoopyPants - NO Tax Party

Due to recent poles suggesting Derphoof is leading by 44%. Right behind being Radenko M with 27%. Derphoof, our current Dictator, has claimed to "abolish" the dictatorship in the eCountry. Derphoof states, "We have the Dictatorship changes to worry about. Being in the executive, I would lend my opinion to Congress. My opinion is this: Screw the Dictatorship. We can live without it, and I propose we do so." Will Derphoof be re-elected? Who will win the Presidency? Tell me your thoughts.
Source:Derphoof Statements

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